The Kane Evans fitness program

[Gary Gutful]

Good luck with that. I've yet to see a post from any of 'The Club's' members that shows self control in any way, shape or form.

You cook good food and make hilarious contributions to this forum.

 

[Eelogical]

You cook good food and make hilarious contributions to this forum.

My cooking stinks and i'm a minnow in the salmon stream of hilarity here. But I did see what you did there.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

My cooking stinks and i'm a minnow in the salmon stream of hilarity here.

That was Gary showing self control.

 

[Eelogical]

That was Gary showing self control.

I was slow on the uptake. It's the newbie Queenslander side of me taking control.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I thought the first rule of "Shit Poster Club" was "dont talk about shit poster club"?

 

[Eelogical]

First meeting of 'The Club' has concluded. Hindy talks likes he spells. Gary is a well dressed man.

 

[T-Boon]

I think we need a whole thread dedicated to the journey of getting Kane Evans fit again.
It was some mission. But he is back amd gets his chance and will be the most highly watched Eels players this weekend. I am sure Cheify will enjoy along with others.

Best of luck Evans I hope you play well so we can stick it too him.

What is the deal with this guy?
To begin with when we signed him I thought he was that red headed Queenslander. Napa. I am not sure how I mistook the two, but I guess neither has been around all that long.
Once I found out it was a different player he has just been in reserve grade the whole time.
WTF?
Hopefully he does okay this weekend.

 

[hindy111]

Thoughts on Kane evans fitness?

 

[Gronk]

If Kane Evans, Fergo and Shaun Lane don't work out we could always start a Eels basketball team.

 

[Happy MEel]

If Kane Evans, Fergo and Shaun Lane don't work out we could always start a Eels basketball team.

Reed can be our very own Muggsy Bogues

 

[Gronk]

Reed can be our very own Muggsy Bogues

LOL I had to google him.

 

[TheParraboy]

What is the deal with this guy?
.

when I read that first line, thought you were talking about duke111
was about to rip in...

 

[hineyrulz]

Reed can be our very own Muggsy Bogues

Reedsy Mahones.

 

[Twizzle]

he doesn't run hard enough for mine

 

[IFR33K]

If Kane Evans, Fergo and Shaun Lane don't work out we could always start a Eels basketball team.

Will AFL merkin be qualified to prepare the team in the off season?

 

[Gronk]

he doesn't run hard enough for mine

Agree. However his height means that he should be able to create second phase. So if he can only run 90/100m a match but get 3 or 4 away, then perhaps he brings something else to the team.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Kane Evans, now fit, again proving he is a dynamic attacking forward. For the second week in a row he has taken as many runs as any of our middle forwards, despite limited minutes. Also hovering around ten metres per carry despite having zero kickoff returns padding his stats.

 

[Avenger]

Pretty sure I said on a number of occasions that I thought he could still do a good job for us. I was right. I made a call. Some merkins here are too scared too just in case they may get it wrong.

f**king fence sitters.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Kane Evans, now fit, again proving he is a dynamic attacking forward. For the second week in a row he has taken as many runs as any of our middle forwards, despite limited minutes. Also hovering around ten metres per carry despite having zero kickoff returns padding his stats.

At that rate he'll be a certain starter.

 

[hineyrulz]

Pretty sure I said on a number of occasions that I thought he could still do a good job for us. I was right. I made a call. Some merkins here are too scared too just in case they may get it wrong.

f**king fence sitters.

Especially that Gary Splinterful merkin.