Jumpin Jackass
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No need for an introduction people, these are just the straight facts. What I've learnt in my 50+ years on this planet, some will help you avoid catastrophie, some will help you realise what people are really like. some may even make you rich and famous, and here they are the secrets of life.
Sipping from a cup is a powerful way of saying "I sip, yet do I enjoy?"
A brown eye is not a brown eye it is infact someones ass.
A man may be 8 ft tall and 400 pounds, but how big is his heart?
A woman handing out free bread may seem like a good idea, but take too much, and the bread may consume you.
Someone may hear but do they truely listen?
Put you'r ear to a seashell and you may hear what sounds like the ocean, however this is infact not the ocean only the wind.
Freindship is not a actuall ship but an emotion you feel when you're freind leaves on a ship.
Some people will say 1+1 equals window, however if you take time to do the correct calculations it actually equals 2.
A person may live for 100 years but is being alive truely living.
Nobody may add anymore unless It's some enlighning Sh*t
Sipping from a cup is a powerful way of saying "I sip, yet do I enjoy?"
A brown eye is not a brown eye it is infact someones ass.
A man may be 8 ft tall and 400 pounds, but how big is his heart?
A woman handing out free bread may seem like a good idea, but take too much, and the bread may consume you.
Someone may hear but do they truely listen?
Put you'r ear to a seashell and you may hear what sounds like the ocean, however this is infact not the ocean only the wind.
Freindship is not a actuall ship but an emotion you feel when you're freind leaves on a ship.
Some people will say 1+1 equals window, however if you take time to do the correct calculations it actually equals 2.
A person may live for 100 years but is being alive truely living.
Nobody may add anymore unless It's some enlighning Sh*t
