The Official Swamp

[madunit]

We've always got his feeble defence to pick at.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

We've always got his feeble defence to pick at.

Moses@Tigers: 75% tackle effectiveness (30% win rate)

Moses@Eels: 81% tackle effectiveness (78% win rate)

Multiple premiership winner and Origin player James Maloney: 69% tackle effectiveness (69% win rate)

 

[madunit]

It's not the 75% we mock. It's how atrocious he looks in the 25% he f**ks up. He's clueless in a sliding defensive line. That's where he misses the majority of his tackles. In the 70 metre region in the middle of the field his defence is fine.

You'll find this over time. We didn't see it initially either.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Every halfback looks useless when his team consistently lets him get isolated.

 

[madunit]

And nearly every half knows how to slide. Mitch just stands there

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He probably just couldn't be arsed putting in for you guys.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why put your body on the line when you're just going to lose any way?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Why put your body on the line when you're just going to lose any way?

Bailing to sign with Parramatta doesn't make much sense then, does it?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Bailing to sign with Parramatta doesn't make much sense then, does it?

Seven from nine equals winning.

 

[Bandwagon]

Bailing to sign with Parramatta doesn't make much sense then, does it?

Seems to ATM. 6 and 2.

Small sample size admittedly, speaking of small sample sizes, perhaps his finals record with the Eels will be worse than that at the Tigers.......

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Hey, ifhe finally delivers on a consistent basis I'll be as surprised as you

 

[Bandwagon]

Hey, ifhe finally delivers on a consistent basis I'll be as surprised as you

I doubt it, if any Parra half delivers on a consistent basis I'm likely to flash back to a time when a big mullet and shoulder pads in your jacket could actually get you laid, rather than merely provide a further source of embarrassment.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I doubt it, if any Parra half delivers on a consistent basis I'm likely to flash back to a time when a big mullet and shoulder pads in your jacket could actually get you laid, rather than merely provide a further source of embarrassment.

And Moses parted the Red sea...

 

[Bandwagon]

And Moses parted the Red sea...

Before my time. Allegedly.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why do these muppets care about Moses now?

Most of us are smart enough to know that he might shit the bed at some point and we certainly aren't expecting him to become a super star half. Hell, this is Parramatta - the place where halves only play well for 12 months maximum. Our expectations are already very f**ken low.

Get a f**ken life and don't come in here telling us shit we already know. He's our problem now.

 

[madunit]

He probably just couldn't be arsed putting in for you guys.

We know that for sure.

Wasn't paid enough to care.

 

[madunit]

Why do these muppets care about Moses now?

Most of us are smart enough to know that he might shit the bed at some point and we certainly aren't expecting him to become a super star half. Hell, this is Parramatta - the place where halves only play well for 12 months maximum. Our expectations are already very f**ken low.

Get a f**ken life and don't come in here telling us shit we already know. He's our problem now.

Settle down sweetheart.

 

[madunit]

We're just loitering to be honest.

But as soon as things head south, uncle Benny will form some alliance with every disgruntled former Eels players and try to pick the club apart.

Fairly sure we'll be here for that.

It's like a 2 for 1 deal you get with Michelle Moses

 

[Gary Gutful]

Settle down sweetheart.

I'm calm love. Just expressive.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

We know that for sure.

Wasn't paid enough to care.

Then you should be glad he's gone. Yet here you are.