The world to end next Saturday, 23 Sept

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  1. AJB1102

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    So this would happen a week before Cronulla relinquished their 2016 Premiership? So we'd be forever the reigning premiers?

    Cocaine and Froot Loops for dinner and Sharkies forever premiers! f**k yeah!
     
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  2. veggiepatch1959

    veggiepatch1959 First Grade

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    Yes.

    While drinking c**k...um...tails with his old mate Al Gore.
     
  3. billygilmore

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    Not long now guys, hope everyone is prepared
     
  4. Parra

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    I'm in more trouble if this doesn't happen. I've put shit loads off until Monday....
     
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    "David Meade, who claimed the world will end Saturday, said doomsday isn't this weekend after all.

    “The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”

    Full story: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...saturday-said-isnt-actually-ending/692907001/

    Damn Broncos footballer gets all shirty after last night's loss to the Storm. The only thing that ended was the Broncos' quest for a GF spot.

    Before you all start jumping up and down, the Broncos player's name is spelt Mead not Meade. Ha ha. Just a bit of satirical posting on my part.
     
  6. mave

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    This SMS poll is an obvious trigger to total doomsay.
    Thanks a lot, gays.
     
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  7. Bandwagon

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    You mean you can just text your vote in?
     
  8. mave

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    *only available for Ricky Stuart and his 47 mates.
     
  9. DC_fan

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    Stupid f**king merkin,
     
  11. Mr Spock!

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    So this is Fox News Science?
     
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  12. Surely

    Surely Moderator Staff Member

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    And even more spooky, I wiped my arse with 33 squares of dunny paper this morning .
     
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  13. Bandwagon

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    Made a bit of a mess did we?
     
  14. justdave

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    I’m still here.... when’s the next doomsday?
     
  15. mave

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    The Don is furiously speech writing so it shouldn't be long now.
     
  16. DC_fan

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    Should have just used your hand
     
  17. Smack

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    nothing wrong with c**k
     
  18. justdave

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    Well didn't I look a fool having to get into work early to clean the deuce I'd dropped on the boss's desk up before he got in
     
  20. The Charlatan

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    Wonder how many idiots went and got into hock for $25K so they could bareback hookers and snort coke with only an itchy c**k and dilated cardiomyopathy to show for it?
     

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