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NRL Expects Boost In Talent As Pacific Islanders Begin Fleeing Rising Sea Levels

The National Rugby League has today unveiled a new ‘Climate Pathways Program’ – in an effort to secure the talent of Pacific Islanders forced to move to Australia and New Zealand as a result of climate change.



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As much as it's meant to be a joke, it's as good a plan for player development and growth as the NRL has.
 

taipan

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NRL Expects Boost In Talent As Pacific Islanders Begin Fleeing Rising Sea Levels

The National Rugby League has today unveiled a new ‘Climate Pathways Program’ – in an effort to secure the talent of Pacific Islanders forced to move to Australia and New Zealand as a result of climate change.



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As much as it's meant to be a joke, it's as good a plan for player development and growth as the NRL has.


A Tsunami League?
Hell the Chinese are building islands on reefs for their defence network.They don't seem to be worrying about global yawning(sic).
 

Perth Red

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Surely the strategic thing to do would be for nrl to fund relocation and housing in Adelaide thus creating an instant playing and watching population in SA.
 
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