Wrist Slitting 2017

Discussion in 'Cronulla Sutherland Sharks' started by jc155776, Mar 19, 2017.

  1. jc155776

    jc155776 Coach

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    It has begun.

    Welcome back to your usual programming.

    2016 forgotten so quickly by some haha...
     
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  2. shaggs

    shaggs First Grade

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    I'm wearing a tin foil hat. So I'm ok.






    For now
     
  3. shadowboxer

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    It's a fortnightly meeting at the moment. Meet at wooloware high school, tea and biscuits provided... hot topic.... how can we get Barba back "chase for skase" style
     
  4. Quigs

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    I blame Scrote Morris-scum. Where was his pre match pep talk and his big phlennough man hug.

    Kent !!!
     
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  5. Card Shark

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    Losing to the dragons in rounds 2, 3 or 4....par for the course.
     
  6. taipan

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    I blame me wearing my 2016 Premiers Shirt to the game ,pride goeth before a fall.
    I also blame an attack that was as potent as my backyard one legged blue tongue lizard.
    The dumb passing by our backs ,Fifita playing silly bs whilst in possession.The rushed passing.
    I blame every one of the Telecrap tipsters who not only unanimously, but each and every one and all, tipped the Sharks to win.
    Our left side defence was as effective ,as wearing glad wrap in a tornado..
    I blame the weather conditions on a wet pitch.I blame my wife ,who when I returned home after watching with my mates ,uttered those immmortal words."You got done again."

    The Dragons were hardly world beaters.
    I've kicked the cat too often, are there any quokkas out there who need a well aimed kick up the kyber?
     
  7. txta2

    txta2 Juniors

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    Its like they have travelled back to 2015. On fire one week, old and busted the next.
     
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  8. bad boy bubby

    bad boy bubby First Grade

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    Round three last year we lost to Manly...

    I'll leave my choice of knife in the draw until rounds 7-9.
    If we're still playing that crap then draw will be open and the choice made.
    The knife doesnt actually come out of the draw until about round 15.
     
  9. Quigs

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    Well we're livin' on a Razor's edge
    Tryin' to touch the sun
    'nd we won't fall for that same old trick again

    Davie, Davie are you okay?
     
  10. Jono Russell

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    2016
    Rd 1 - L
    Rd 2 - W
    Rd 3 - L

    After that 16 games unbeaten

    2017
    Rd 1 - L
    Rd 2 - W
    Rd 3 - L

    Time for that unbeaten run again.
     
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  11. shaggs

    shaggs First Grade

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    But how will we ever survive without benny. Surely the club can't go on. Just forfeit the rest of the year while we beg him to come back.

    I'm with bubby, leave the slitting till later.
    Round 10 for me
     
  12. jc155776

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    The blatant disregard of the HIA rule today shows the game should be banned for safety reasons.

    Ban all the things.
     
  13. shadowboxer

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    There has to be a morning after......
     
  14. Card Shark

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    Mourning ?
     
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    I missed this but heard part of Mcgregor's post match interview - he was going on about a whack to the jaw not causing concussion.

    Maybe so but depends on how bad it is.

    Anyway, we only have ourselves to blame....well Fifita. He doesn't give that ridiculous penalty away, we win!
     
  16. jc155776

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    There is a sweet spot just behind the jaw.

    You hit that it is lights out. You don't slump to the ground not holding your head if it's just a jaw injury.

    He was out. The game stopped. Should have been taken off.

    Instead they get time to set a defensive line with a Dugan in it.
     
  17. southland

    southland Juniors

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    Fifita needs to stop being a school yard bully. He would do way better if Flanno got in his ear with some Ghost Dog Samurai honour doctrines. Honour and dignify the enemy at all times. That sort of shit.
     
  18. Quigs

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    And only allow him to play again only when he can take the pebbles from Phlennoughs hand.
     
  19. Inferno

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    While winning a premiership has made the highs not so high, it's also made the lows not so low.

    It's like the Lithium of the Sharks world.
     
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  20. SadShark

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    Yep. You're favourite derty Uncle bought his self last years jersey & I'll be finding myself in it (win or lose) on numerous occasions.......sans pant......and in public.
     

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