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Rumoured and Confirmed Signings with added crap - XXVI

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oldmancraigy

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I hate Pou and want him gone, so I'll tell the story.

bart and Pou were having massive arguments. Basically bart was doing the usual, saying dumb things. Pou was quite lucid, pointing out how often the dumb things were being said. Bartman got a bit fascinated by Pou (maybe fell in love? I don't know?), and kept pretending that he had him on ignore, while at the same time replying to every post Pou made. Pou kept winding him up, and bart kept making himself look dumber, and on it went.

Fearing that he was losing badly, bartman tried to find Pou on facebook and twitter. I guess he wanted some dirt on him. Obviously he found out Pou was married, and that got him quite upset (remember, bart is madly in love with Pou), and it's all a bit creepy, but I'm pretty sure the story ends with bart in Pou's wifes underwear, while posting simultaneously under 3 different pseudonyms.

The reason Pou is so angry about it all is that bart tweeted a photo of himself posting in said attire, and Pou assumed it was his wife (I suppose bart looks quite girly?), so sent back a picture of himself in his bonds. This was just the ammunition bart had been seeking, and he shared that photo with both of his twitter followers.

Ever since bart has felt bad for exposing Pou's lack of, um, well, we needn't say more about that. One of barts twitter followers stopped following him, the other bloke invited a mate, and the three of them exchange weird photos of themselves in undergarments.


That's pretty much exactly how it all went down.
 

Avenger

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WTF??????

I'm still confused. Pou thought bart was his wife because bart posted a photo of himself in ladies undewear?
 

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I hate Pou and want him gone, so I'll tell the story.

bart and Pou were having massive arguments. Basically bart was doing the usual, saying dumb things. Pou was quite lucid, pointing out how often the dumb things were being said. Bartman got a bit fascinated by Pou (maybe fell in love? I don't know?), and kept pretending that he had him on ignore, while at the same time replying to every post Pou made. Pou kept winding him up, and bart kept making himself look dumber, and on it went.

Fearing that he was losing badly, bartman tried to find Pou on facebook and twitter. I guess he wanted some dirt on him. Obviously he found out Pou was married, and that got him quite upset (remember, bart is madly in love with Pou), and it's all a bit creepy, but I'm pretty sure the story ends with bart in Pou's wifes underwear, while posting simultaneously under 3 different pseudonyms.

The reason Pou is so angry about it all is that bart tweeted a photo of himself posting in said attire, and Pou assumed it was his wife (I suppose bart looks quite girly?), so sent back a picture of himself in his bonds. This was just the ammunition bart had been seeking, and he shared that photo with both of his twitter followers.

Ever since bart has felt bad for exposing Pou's lack of, um, well, we needn't say more about that. One of barts twitter followers stopped following him, the other bloke invited a mate, and the three of them exchange weird photos of themselves in undergarments.


That's pretty much exactly how it all went down.

:lol:
 

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I hate Pou and want him gone, so I'll tell the story.

bart and Pou were having massive arguments. Basically bart was doing the usual, saying dumb things. Pou was quite lucid, pointing out how often the dumb things were being said. Bartman got a bit fascinated by Pou (maybe fell in love? I don't know?), and kept pretending that he had him on ignore, while at the same time replying to every post Pou made. Pou kept winding him up, and bart kept making himself look dumber, and on it went.

Fearing that he was losing badly, bartman tried to find Pou on facebook and twitter. I guess he wanted some dirt on him. Obviously he found out Pou was married, and that got him quite upset (remember, bart is madly in love with Pou), and it's all a bit creepy, but I'm pretty sure the story ends with bart in Pou's wifes underwear, while posting simultaneously under 3 different pseudonyms.

The reason Pou is so angry about it all is that bart tweeted a photo of himself posting in said attire, and Pou assumed it was his wife (I suppose bart looks quite girly?), so sent back a picture of himself in his bonds. This was just the ammunition bart had been seeking, and he shared that photo with both of his twitter followers.

Ever since bart has felt bad for exposing Pou's lack of, um, well, we needn't say more about that. One of barts twitter followers stopped following him, the other bloke invited a mate, and the three of them exchange weird photos of themselves in undergarments.


That's pretty much exactly how it all went down.
:lol: Well this got pretty f**ked up right here, happy to be proven wrong though............
 

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OMG Brett - Shut the f**k up !

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.@TheParraEels legend Brett Kenny urges club to play Kieran Foran at five-eighth. Story: http://bit.ly/1O7Mkvi
 

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Gordon to step out of Hayne shadow

New Eels fullback Michael Gordon says he's not planning to replicate anything 2014 Dally M-winner Jarryd Hayne produced for Parramatta during a sparkling career, and went as far as insisting he's not even guaranteed a spot in first grade for the start of 2015.

The 32-year-old former Shark and Panther joined the Eels on a one-year deal and while he said he was open to play more than one season he'll worry about his playing future further down the track.

"I'm out here to impress and put best case forward to go longer, but focusing on one year and we'll see what happens," Gordon said.

"I'd like to think [I've got more than one year left in me], but footy is a strange game, lot of things can happen between now and Round 1. I'll play it by ear."

Gordon wasn't interested in any comparisons to the Eels' one-year-gone former superstar fullback Hayne, but was hoping to do his best to claim the problematic position that the club attempted – with very limited success – to fill with now-departed pair Will Hopoate and Reece Robinson last year.

"I want to work hard and if I earn the right to play there, then I'll be happy to do it for sure. But I have to earn it first," Gordon said of his designs on the blue and gold No.1 jersey.

''I think they had tried a few different people [there last year] and it didn't seem to be working for them. The possibility of coming over, I think [coach Brad Arthur] is keen for me to play there, I have to prove to him I deserve it.

"I've been told I have to work for everything. That's what I've always tried to do, and what I plan on doing over here. We haven't really touched the footy positional wise, I'm just here to work hard and play wherever."

Gordon laughed off any possible comparisons to Hayne.

"If people think I'll be Hayne, they're in for a shock. Nobody can replicate what he does. I'm a completely different style of player. I'm not here to fill his boots, I'm here to make my own mark, especially this time of year, I just want to train hard, get fit and strong and work on the combinations and have a really good pre-season," he said.

And Gordon outlined a few of his possible rivals for the vacant jersey in season 2016, headed by a young Manly recruit and an even younger Eels junior.

Former Sea Eagle Clint Gutherson's 2015 season was limited to just a few minutes – coincidentally at Parramatta against the Eels – in Round 1 as his season was wrecked by an ACL injury.

The 21-year-old started that game for Manly in the centres but is familiar with playing fullback and wing.

Elsewhere, 19-year-old Eels NYC star Bevan French is tipped as the club's next long-term custodian but is likely to start 2016 in the under-20s competition.

"'Gutho' played fullback, young Bevan French has been very impressive, both have been impressive so far, they'll keep me on my toes for sure," Gordon said.

"I'll just have to try and beat them in fitness!"

Gordon added that while he may look to provide some mentoring to the young pair at this stage he was more focused on finding his feet himself at a new club.

"I'll be happy to give any advice they want, but at the moment for me it's about settling in and getting used to the players and staff and routines here, and then start working closer with the younger backs and pass on some of my older wisdom," he said.

The prolific point scorer – likely to be Parramatta's first-choice goal kicker in 2016 – is set to break the 1,200-point barrier in Round 1 and hopes his goalkicking may give him a point-of-difference advantage at the selection table next year.

''I've spoken to Brad about goalkicking," Gordon said.

"I know there are expectations wherever you go with goalkicking, but I place a lot of expectations on my own kicking, so I'll come here with same attitude I always had: to keep working on it and improve my kicking. If that's what helps us get across the line in a few games, I'm all for it.''
http://www.nrl.com/gordon-to-step-out-of-hayne-shadow/tabid/10874/newsid/90903/default.aspx
 

Gary Gutful

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Depends if he had any pants on when he was "looking her up".

Anyway, because we are all merkins to him, he is isn't going to share what actually happened.
 

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I just wrote a nice post on how Parra are a legit threat and why and I didn't get one comment. Instead we talk about im not sure POU and bartman having an argument. Use are as bad as the board members some of you Pri$ks. I am starting too think perhaps half of you all shag each other.

Ok now im drinking my cup of tea and thinking about 2016 and glory.I actually think Tepai may get Manu spot in the first 13. with Manu on the bench. I can not see a spot for gower at the moment.
 
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