Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

Anyone who dresses as tarzan deserves to faceplant

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Agreed. And it comes true.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He played for the Tigers and the Sharks, I would have thought this was common knowledge

Heighington won premierships with both clubs. Somehow Beau Ryan only played seven finals matches for three wins.

Tim f**king Mannah has won that many finals.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

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1. False. Multiple gunmen (back and to the left!) set up by the CIA;
2. dunno about the MKUltra stuff, but also assassinated by the CIA;
3. True;
4. False. Killed because she was about to marry a Muslim;
5. True, I think;
6. Not exactly true. Western intelligences uses jihadis to carry out the attacks but doesn't carry them out themselves;
7. True, as well as the CIA;
8. Partially true. There are other ratlines on top of the opium, as well;
9. Unsure. A lot of other Nazis did escape to South America but not sure about Hitler;
10. Never heard this one before. False;
11. Never heard this one before. False;
12. True;
13. True, although unsure about the name of the planet. It's called the Exploding Planet Hypothesis and is gaining credibility;
14. False;
15. False;
16. Not exactly true, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is co-operation regarding religious control;
17. Never heard of this one before. False;
18. False regarding the 800,000. It is, however, at least 11,000 years old whereas orthodox history has it at 4500;
19. False-ish, in regards to the fourth-dimensional stuff. The Illuminati stuff is true;
20. True-ish. Mars has a human population through the Secret Space Program;
21. True;
22. True-ish. Not mid-Atlantic. This is the civilisation underneath the Antarctic ice. Was wiped away during what is known as the Younger Dryas episode.

 

[Gronk]

So in the best tradition of the labor party using union members to use branch stacking to manipulate outcomes, is it possible that Tony Abbott did the same thing ? Ironically the vote was so that liberal members get a binding vote on pre-selections and avoid past branch stacking allegations ?


I actually thought it was odd that his door stop presser had a bunch of merkins standing behind him for no reason.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There's always a reason.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I generally don't do shit unless there are some surly merkins posing in the background.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If I get a work email I don't like I will bring some thugs when I confront the merkin at his or her desk.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I wonder if paying clowns to appear behind your opponents would have a similar effect.

 

[strider]

Im a surly merkin who stands at the back

 

[Gary Gutful]

Im a surly merkin who stands at the back

One of the best in the business.

 

[Bazal]

I'm also a surly merkin but I don't do nothing for nobody

 

[84 Baby]

13. True, although unsure about the name of the planet. It's called the Exploding Planet Hypothesis and is gaining credibility;

The name was Phaeton and it's hardly gaining credibility given it was first hypothesised around 1800 and anyway has been mostly been discredited as formed by the destruction of a planet, at least not in the lifetime of our solar system and even predating the solar system seems unlikely as the chemical composition indicates early system formation.

But there's definitely life under Antarctica and Mars

 

[Gary Gutful]

CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR THE MODERN TIN FOIL HAT WEARER
CSP100045 (3 Credit Points towards a Bachelor of Nutbagology)
End of Semester Exam

Name: Hollywood Jesus
Date 25 July 2017

1. False. Multiple gunmen (back and to the left!) set up by the CIA;

Incorrect. Its true. X

2. dunno about the MKUltra stuff, but also assassinated by the CIA;

I think you will find it was the FBI but you are close. 0.5

3. True;

False. X

4. False. Killed because she was about to marry a Muslim;

You are right. It is false but she was actually about to marry Jerry Lee Lewis. 0.5

5. True, I think;

It is true but because you weren't confident you only get half points 0.5.

6. Not exactly true. Western intelligences uses jihadis to carry out the attacks but doesn't carry them out themselves;

Wrong. Its exactly true. X

7. True, as well as the CIA;

False, Its the BBC. X

8. Partially true. There are other ratlines on top of the opium, as well;

Partially true? Sounds like a bet each way to me. X

9. Unsure. A lot of other Nazis did escape to South America but not sure about Hitler;

He didnt escape. Time got away from him after he started reading a book about conspiracy theories. X

10. Never heard this one before. False;

You need to do more research. Its true. X

11. Never heard this one before. False;

You need to do more research. Its true. X

12. True;

Sorry, its false. X

13. True, although unsure about the name of the planet. It's called the Exploding Planet Hypothesis and is gaining credibility;

Half points as it is true. Full points if you got the name of the planet, "Casper". 0.5.

14. False;

True, I'm afraid. X

15. False;

True, I'm afraid. X

16. Not exactly true, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is co-operation regarding religious control;

Sorry splinters, it is one or the other. X

17. Never heard of this one before. False;

You need to do more research. Its true. X

18. False regarding the 800,000. It is, however, at least 11,000 years old whereas orthodox history has it at 4500;

Wrong, it is 666. X

19. False-ish, in regards to the fourth-dimensional stuff. The Illuminati stuff is true;

Wrong and 'False-ish' is not a word. X

20. True-ish. Mars has a human population through the Secret Space Program;

Wrong and 'True-ish' is not a word. X

21. True;

False. Damn, you think that with a 50% chance you'd at least get one right? X

22. True-ish. Not mid-Atlantic. This is the civilisation underneath the Antarctic ice. Was wiped away during what is known as the Younger Dryas episode.

Partial credit. You would have scored full points if you had identified that this is where they shot the series 'Happy Days'. Chachi is still alive under the ice. 0.5.

2.5/22 = 11% = FAIL

______


HJ - I admire your contributions to this year's class and your robe is spectacular but I feel that this mark could have been much higher if you had applied yourself more.

Sincerely
Professor Ram

 

[hindy111]

Think about what you've just implied....Atlantis was a beacon of civilisation, a glittering city of intellectuals and philosophers that was leaps and bounds more advanced than anyone else....and you're implying that can be found in the state of Georgia....

Have a look at yourself mate, deadset.

Atlantis sounds like a place where i would fit in.

 

[hindy111]

CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR THE MODERN TIN FOIL HAT WEARER
CSP100045 (3 Credit Points towards a Bachelor of Nutbagology)
End of Semester Exam

Name: Hollywood Jesus
Date 25 July 2017

Incorrect. Its true. X

I think you will find it was the FBI but you are close. 0.5
False. X
You are right. It is false but she was actually about to marry Jerry Lee Lewis. 0.5
It is true but because you weren't confident you only get half points 0.5.
Wrong. Its exactly true. X
False, Its the BBC. X
Partially true? Sounds like a bet each way to me. X
He didnt escape. Time got away from him after he started reading a book about conspiracy theories. X
You need to do more research. Its true. X
You need to do more research. Its true. X
Sorry, its false. X
Half points as it is true. Full points if you got the name of the planet, "Casper". 0.5.
True, I'm afraid. X
True, I'm afraid. X
Sorry splinters, it is one or the other. X
You need to do more research. Its true. X
Wrong, it is 666. X
Wrong and 'False-ish' is not a word. X
Wrong and 'True-ish' is not a word. X
False. Damn, you think that with a 50% chance you'd at least get one right? X
Partial credit. You would have scored full points if you had identified that this is where they shot the series 'Happy Days'. Chachi is still alive under the ice. 0.5.

2.5/22 = 11% = FAIL

______


HJ - I admire your contributions to this year's class and your robe is spectacular but I feel that this mark could have been much higher if you had applied yourself more.

Sincerely
Professor Ram

Lot of effort Gary..... You need a hobby. Want to weed my garden?

 

[Bazal]

Atlantis sounds like a place where i would fit in.

No you're definitely thinking Atlanta

 

[hindy111]

No you're definitely thinking Atlanta

I will go where the superior intelects live.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Want to weed my garden?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Two hours of Ninja shit tonight, how exciting! And then they crown Australia's ultimate Ninja!!