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[hindy111]

I think you overestimate the integrity of NRL journalism. And the stupidity of fans.

"Shhh 1. Which player is on the outer for his dressing room behaviour? Rumours are the player in question has a love of disgusting locker room pranks and his team mates are fed up."
*clearly this is not a real report*

One or two publications love this shit and have no qualms about whether or not it's true. Suddenly the rumour has even more smoke. In the eyes if the average knuckle dragging NRL fan anyway

You may or may not remember the time an LU poster submitted a made up story to Bourbon Bec Wilson and saw it published in her column a short time later

Its true. 90 % of league fans are stupid. The other 10% are on forums.
Its like the whole..... Another junior Parra let go. Better story then The eels had his position covered and was no spot in the near future whilst having needs at other positions, so they granted him an early release in the best interest of the player.

 

[hindy111]

Agreed.
Until someone goes to the police and makes a report, Don Burke is possibly nothing more than a sleazy man. But I wouldn't even know that, although I have met him on several occasions and know his daughter well. He has always been a true gentleman.

Ummm thats a shit story. Im not paying $2.20 to read that.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Probably true but wherever there is smoke there is fire. This is how we know Don Burke is guilty of all charges.

F**k off smart arse.

 

[Avenger]

F**k off smart arse.

Wrong thread, Gaz. It's me, Avenger.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Your getting the slowly.....
Imagine your thoughts like a river flowing. Let the negative ones pass and hold onto the possitive ones....
You wont notice the evil. It will be in the background. The more people thst do this then slowly the world will become a better place.

If you keep promoting the dog eat dog world then thats what it will become.

But what if it is already dog eat dog?

While you are doing your river flowing thing you suddenly realise that someone has stolen all your tea leaves and left a cable on your front step.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not to mention fans of other clubs like to mock and laugh at Parra.
Anytime something negative about our club happens its headlining the sport. The same thing at a club like canberra would get 20 words. Know one cares.

Know body gives a f**k.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You no nothing about knowbody you no it all.

 

[hindy111]

But what if it is already dog eat dog?

While you are doing your river flowing thing you suddenly realise that someone has stolen all your tea leaves and left a cable on your front step.

The dogs will eat the dogs...... They wont cross paths with me

 

[Oscarman]

Or stir it with his finger/ penis

He probably stirs his own drink with his penis.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The dogs will eat the dogs...... They wont cross paths with me

They might cross swords though.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He probably stirs his own drink with his penis.

Actually, I stir my penis with a drink.

 

[El Diablo]

I'd like to know what exactly is in Gary's tea...and where I can get some!

semen

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Everybody’s cool here.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You only answered the first half. Tell the man where he can get some!

 

[lingard]

I've always thought this is such a dumb idiom. Hayne or not, just in general.

I could make up a rumor about, say, a Raiders player. All I need is for one or two of my mates to be dumb enough to believe it, and then for one or two of their mates to be do the same, and one or two of theirs and so on.... There's plenty of smoke all of a sudden for something I deadset made up.

Doesn't stop me from using it but

I think that raiders player should be dead-set sacked. It's an outrage!

 

[El Diablo]

You only answered the first half. Tell the man where he can get some!

sperm bank should have some

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Maybe the club has decided to make the announcement at 11pm this time, after the papers have gone to bed?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think that raiders player should be dead-set sacked. It's an outrage!

Settle down mate, he wasn't serious!! My god, some people don't recognise a joke when they see it...

 

[Bazal]

Maybe the club has decided to make the announcement at 11pm this time, after the papers have gone to bed?

Mate, have a look at yourself. You think Bernie is going to be in any state to make an announcement after noon?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mate, have a look at yourself. You think Bernie is going to be in any state to make an announcement after noon?

No, but if he's getting his second wind he might feel like he is. He might even promise us four or five premierships by 2020.