Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald duck."

LMAO ..... thats your best yet pete!!

 

[hindy111]

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald duck."

Did you make this up? I found it funny.

 

[hindy111]

See I never got Petes jokes. I thought they where lame.
Eithrr theyve gotten better or my IQ is on the rise. Further evidence the forum is turning me i to some sort of intellect

 

[strider]

See I never got Petes jokes. I thought they where lame.
Eithrr theyve gotten better or my IQ is on the rise. Further evidence the forum is turning me i to some sort of intellect

Damn straight ... hang around us long enough and we will get you all intellected up

 

[hybrideel]

So after wasting 3 1/2 hours if my day the merkins send my group home and tells us we have to come back tomorrow FFS

 

[Bandwagon]

So after wasting 3 1/2 hours if my day the merkins send my group home and tells us we have to come back tomorrow FFS

Just tell 'em you're ready to do your civic duty and put the merkin in jail

 

[strider]

So after wasting 3 1/2 hours if my day the merkins send my group home and tells us we have to come back tomorrow FFS

I assume you got the piddly amount of pay for today if they want you back tomorrow?

Both times i have been called up they kept me for almost 4 hrs, then dismissed me for good ... if they keep you there less than 4 hrs (or whatever it is) on day 1 they dont have to pay you

 

[hybrideel]

Well there is a case up here tomorrow with that dude who shot the dog with a spear gun. People are on fb trying to rally support to fill the court. They did a gofundme page and raised $40k towards the dogs surgery

 

[hybrideel]

I assume you got the piddly amount of pay for today if they want you back tomorrow?

Both times i have been called up they kept me for almost 4 hrs, then dismissed me for good ... if they keep you there less than 4 hrs (or whatever it is) on day 1 they dont have to pay you

Yeah not sure about what happens if they send me home early on day 1 but I have to come back the next one. What is pissing me off the most is this is my weekend. If I get off tomorrow I still have to work wednesday-sunday this week

 

[Gronk]

Well there is a case up here tomorrow with that dude who shot the dog with a spear gun. People are on fb trying to rally support to fill the court. They did a gofundme page and raised $40k towards the dogs surgery

Wear an RSPCA tshirt to the court.

 

[parra pete]

See I never got Petes jokes. I thought they where lame.
Eithrr theyve gotten better or my IQ is on the rise. Further evidence the forum is turning me i to some sort of intellect

It's not a joke...it's a true story!!!!!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

My sister told me to mention that she is a solicitor and one side will likely not want me

Feigning excessive keenness to get involved is probably more effective.

 

[84 Baby]

Wear an RSPCA tshirt to the court.

Just say you’ve already read all about it on Facebook. Guaranteed the defence will dismiss you

 

[strider]

From my experience you dont get to talk ... it is purely how you look .... if you look like you might sympathise with either side, then the other side will reject you (if they havent already used up their objections) .... you can ask the judge to excuse you for some reason (like you know the dudes) but i think the judges are pretty hard ass

 

[Bazal]

From my experience you dont get to talk ... it is purely how you look .... if you look like you might sympathise with either side, then the other side will reject you (if they havent already used up their objections) .... you can ask the judge to excuse you for some reason (like you know the dudes) but i think the judges are pretty hard ass

So buy a PETA shirt, wear it tomorrow. Boom, gone

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Gee, Logan's looking a bit ratty atm. And would it kill his daughter to smile a bit? I know they've just buried Captain Picard, but still...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gee, Logan's looking a bit ratty atm. And would it kill his daughter to smile a bit? I know they've just buried Captain Picard, but still...

Go easy on Logan you merkin!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Go easy on Logan you merkin!

Well I will now. (Spoiler Alert) The merkin's dead.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Damn.

If I ever watch whatever it is that you are watching (which I doubt I will), I am going to be pissed off if I happen to remember this spoiler (which I probably won't).

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Damn.

If I ever watch whatever it is that you are watching (which I doubt I will), I am going to be pissed off if I happen to remember this spoiler (which I probably won't).

I told you there was a spoiler. You just couldn't resist reading on.