The Official Maika Sivo thread

[strider]

Yes but does Davey have as good a back story as Sivo ?

Well he has a better BACK story than Dylan Brown


I'm f**king hilarious

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was just joking. Is he any relation to Laurie?

They are related. They just happen to spell and pronounce their surnames differently.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well he has a better BACK story than Dylan Brown


I'm f**king hilarious

I don’t get it.

 

[hindy111]

I think so.

Not a lot of people know this, but Davey was raised by a group of wild dingoes and didn’t learn how to speak until he was 15.

He got his break when he was rummaging through the bins at a football match at Mackay stadium and in a freak accident 4 of the cutter players contracted the Ebola virus at half time.

The coach was desperate and promised to give Davey a mars bar if he played in the second half.

Well, it turned out to be a masterstroke because Davey scored 4 tries, kicked 10 goal and ran for 200m in the second half. He got his mars bar and then promptly went on the become the future immortal that he now is.

Mick can confirm this story is legit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mick can confirm this story is legit.

Lol.

 

[hindy111]

Well he has a better BACK story than Dylan Brown


I'm f**king hilarious

Sattler on radio reckon Browns back is a serious concern. Simmilar to that of a fast bowler in cricket.

 

[hindy111]

Lol.

Micks version included a mating scene with a dingo.

 

[Gronk]

Sattler on radio reckon Browns back is a serious concern. Simmilar to that of a fast bowler in cricket.

What the f**k would Sattler know ?

 

[strider]

What the f**k would Sattler know ?

Mick Sattler? ... he knows heaps apparently

 

[hindy111]

What the f**k would Sattler know ?

Just posting what I heard.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What the f**k would Sattler know ?

Calm down. He said Sattler, not Tony Abbott.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Sattler on radio reckon Browns back is a serious concern. Simmilar to that of a fast bowler in cricket.

So you're saying he read the newspapers?

 

[Bazal]

What the f**k would Sattler know ?

He's not completely wrong.

He stole it from the papers but

 

[Gary Gutful]

The papers just predicted what he would say.

 

[Bazal]

The papers just predicted what he would say.

Well if that's true we need to be funding the print media way more than we are, because I doubt even Satts knows what the hell is gonna come out of his mouth next

 

[Gronk]

Calm down. He said Sattler, not Tony Abbott.

#bringbacktony

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

 

[chiefy1]

I've actually got a semi for Sivo, and have concluded Sivo will be up there in try scoring ability as semi was.
Give him another half a dozen matches and watch him become a crowd favorite

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well he has a better BACK story than Dylan Brown


I'm f**king hilarious

I only just worked this one out.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've actually got a semi for Sivo, and have concluded Sivo will be up there in try scoring ability as semi was.
Give him another half a dozen matches and watch him become a crowd favorite

Period!!!