The Official Swamp

[Belmore Dude]

I think @Belmore Dude is weaseling out of the mess he made tbh.

Like a cat.

Well none of you merkins have guessed correctly, it hasn’t anything to do with a cat. You’re all a bunch of dumb f**k westy merkins. Typical

 

[Gronk]

I miss @Belmore Dude already.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

@Belmore Dude I think we’re getting warm. I googled 20 staffie girl dog names and came up with this.

1. Chloe

Could be cloe_eel.

 

[Bandwagon]

Or maybe @Belmore Dude is from Belmore but not really a dude?

Maybe @Belmore Dude is really a chick from Green Valley

 

[Gronk]

Well none of you merkins have guessed correctly, it hasn’t anything to do with a cat. You’re all a bunch of dumb f**k westy merkins. Typical

Hey I’m not a westie ! Actually if you are posting from Suva I would be.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So did we find out what happened to the cat?

 

[Gronk]

Maybe @Belmore Dude is really a chick from Green Valley

We’ve been catfished !

 

[Gronk]

Could be cloe_eel.

 

[Bazal]

Well none of you merkins have guessed correctly, it hasn’t anything to do with a cat. You’re all a bunch of dumb f**k westy merkins. Typical

What about a weasel?

 

[Bandwagon]

We’ve been catfished !

I was waiting for @Belmore Dude to tell me she loved we, but all she did was weasel out of it

 

[Belmore Dude]

What about a weasel?

Wtf merkin? Answer my f**king question ffs!

 

[Bazal]

Wtf merkin? Answer my f**king question ffs!

So it's not about a weasel?

Does it have anything to do with the mustelid family?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

In another plot twist. We have someone on the site pretending to be @Hollywood Jesus . Is @parra_jesus also @Belmore Dude ? WTF is going on ? I think finding that dog is the clue.

The real Hj was the only religious figure that I ever put any faith in at all. Like any other religious figure, it soon became apparent to me that putting my faith in him was a waste of time also. Another charlatan in a long line of them who could not produce anything more than hollow promises and busted dreams. I approached him once to try and say G'Day and he brushed me for his beloved throng of juvenile hangeroneras. What a tosser!

 

[strider]

@Belmore Dude I think we’re getting warm. I googled 20 staffie girl dog names and came up with this.

1. Bella
2. Luna
3. Lucy
4. Daisy
5. Lola
6. Sadie
7. Molly
8. Bailey
9. Stella
10. Maggie
11. Sophie
12. Chloe
13. Penny
14. Zoey
15. Lily
16. Coco
17. Roxy
18. Gracie
19. Rosie
20. Nala

FFS Coco is a monkey

 

[Bandwagon]

So it's not about a weasel?

Does it have anything to do with the mustelid family?

Perhaps this is the guy @Belmore Dude wa talking about

 

[strider]

So did we find out what happened to the cat?

I think the dog ate it

 

[Bazal]

I think the dog ate it

Ok but where does the weasel come into it?

@Belmore Dude ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think the dog ate it

That might explain why he killed the dog.

 

[Bazal]

That might explain why he killed the dog.

Wait, @Belmore Dude killed a dog?

Not cool

 

[strider]

That might explain why he killed the dog.

Dead? ... oh, poor Coco