Gary Gutful
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Is our mascot scary enough? What sort of eel is it? I assume its electric? Take a look at this comparison. A lot of people have been blaming BA for us being shit but I am starting to think its our f**ken mascot.
Storm - Storm man would laugh at the eels low voltage electric shock and then zap the f**k out of it until it was fried.
Panthers and Tigers - No match. A panther or a tiger would fish an eel out of the water and destroy it.
Bunnies - We might have this one, but we'd probably choke trying to eat the bunny.
Sea Eagles and Roosters - Both would just fly in and peck our eyes out.
Sharks - No commentary required. We're f**ked.
Knights - Old mate would run in with his sword and turn us into sushi.
Warriors - I've seen that movie. They would destroy an eel very quickly.
Raiders - Depends how drunk the viking is but we'd probably just flop around in front of them and would be easy pickings.
Broncos - Hows an eel going to damage a horse FFS. He stomp on us and squash us.
Bulldogs - Have you seen the strength of their bite? They'd easily take big chunks out of us. They might get a little funny about the shocks but we'd be badly wounded.
Cowboys - He'd wait on the edge of the river and then lasso us in and shoot us with his pistol.
Titans - I don't know what that guy does but he has big muscles.
Dragons - If it was a wooftery one like the St George bank ads then its a close contest but as soon as it gets too close for comfort the Dragon would just smoke us.
Dolphins - Smartest f**ken animal in the sea up against a f**ken eel. Can only go one way.
Storm - Storm man would laugh at the eels low voltage electric shock and then zap the f**k out of it until it was fried.
Panthers and Tigers - No match. A panther or a tiger would fish an eel out of the water and destroy it.
Bunnies - We might have this one, but we'd probably choke trying to eat the bunny.
Sea Eagles and Roosters - Both would just fly in and peck our eyes out.
Sharks - No commentary required. We're f**ked.
Knights - Old mate would run in with his sword and turn us into sushi.
Warriors - I've seen that movie. They would destroy an eel very quickly.
Raiders - Depends how drunk the viking is but we'd probably just flop around in front of them and would be easy pickings.
Broncos - Hows an eel going to damage a horse FFS. He stomp on us and squash us.
Bulldogs - Have you seen the strength of their bite? They'd easily take big chunks out of us. They might get a little funny about the shocks but we'd be badly wounded.
Cowboys - He'd wait on the edge of the river and then lasso us in and shoot us with his pistol.
Titans - I don't know what that guy does but he has big muscles.
Dragons - If it was a wooftery one like the St George bank ads then its a close contest but as soon as it gets too close for comfort the Dragon would just smoke us.
Dolphins - Smartest f**ken animal in the sea up against a f**ken eel. Can only go one way.
