Rumours and Stuff

[hineyrulz]

Resources mate can't afford the basics

At least they were able to afford a tape recorder.

 

[parra pete]

First try scorer at Parramatta Stadium.....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

To his credit he quarantined the club from the clutches of Mr Burns and Fat Tony and pointed us in the right direction via Administration and Max Donnelly.

Yep, it was his last ever decision as Chairperson that was decisive. True leadership

 

[Poupou Escobar]

At least they were able to afford a tape recorder.

You’ll note no merkin went to prison for breaching the Registered Clubs Act.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You’ll note no merkin went to prison for breaching the Registered Clubs Act.

Maybe not, but you do realise that the Registered Clubs Act s66(3) says that 'no officer shall f**k an amphibian'. So it's only good luck that some of our former execs and board members didn't get done.

 

[Stevie]

Are you heading to gay love paradise Mykonos?

Been there already. Ironically for a gay wedding actually! It was insanely good. In Paros atm then back to Mykonos on the weekend before flying home. I’m ready to come home now.

 

[emjaycee]

Been there already. Ironically for a gay wedding actually! It was insanely good. In Paros atm then back to Mykonos on the weekend before flying home. I’m ready to come home now.

Have you been somewhere?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The only third world country where gay marriage is legal

 

[the phantom menace]

Mexico, Chile and Costa Rica say Hiiiiiiiii

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Catholics? They might as well be Greek ffs

 

[Stevie]

Have you been somewhere?

Uranus.

 

[parra pete]

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum" The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians" The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and Then Greek Says: "We invented sex"
The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"

 

[TheRam]

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum" The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians" The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and Then Greek Says: "We invented sex"
The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"

Donkeys don't count.

 

[Chipmunk]

The only third world country where gay marriage is legal

Not sure I'd classify Greece as third world.

 

[strider]

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum" The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians" The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and Then Greek Says: "We invented sex"
The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"

So we have a thing at work where you have to tell the team a joke when it is your turn ... maybe i can use this one???

 

[parra pete]

So we have a thing at work where you have to tell the team a joke when it is your turn ... maybe i can use this one???

If they don't let you use, tell them to stick it up their bum..

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not sure I'd classify Greece as third world.

Sounds like something a Greek would say

 

[Poupou Escobar]

So we have a thing at work where you have to tell the team a joke when it is your turn ... maybe i can use this one???

Why don't sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Why don't sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Well, if they live near me, it would be a good disguise.

 

[Sensei Cobra]

I don’t get it