Rd22: EELS v Storms GAME DAY THREAD @ Marvel Stadium 28/7/23

[Tooooks]

That was probably the shortest press conference I’ve seen:

- We started well.
- Missed a couple of opportunities.
- Couldn’t match their speed or physicality.
- We’re just standing on the goal line and carrying them over.
- Dyl has been training well and is fit. Will be a big in and he needs to repay his team mates.
- Finals are still in our hands.

That was the gist of it anyway.

 

[Soto]

We should've been 8 or 10 up when Cartwright instead of going himself or giving it to penisini or not passing so soon to Russell stuffed it. Scum then went up the other end of the field and scored. That I'm afraid was the beginning of the end...absolutely rudderless and leaderless club. The whole coaching staff and about 10 players need to fk off.
I would offer Billy slater the job for 3 years. Make him an offer too good to refuse

 

[Gazzamatta]

Junior and Ogden are lazy fat f**ks

This didnt work last week yet we do it again. Makka had to start with Reg out. He dosent even make the 17. Has Joffa done anything to earn his spot over Makka?

 

[the phantom menace]

- Finals are still in our hands.

I strongly doubt that.

Unless BA is thinking we're a chance of winning all four games - including beating the two leaders of the comp in away games

 

[Noise]

I strongly doubt that.

Unless BA is thinking we're a chance of winning all four games - including beating the two leaders of the comp in away games

Yep. We need to win all 4 now that our for and against isn't so great. And that is not happening with our run home. I reckon we only win 1 more.

 

[Bandwagon]

Goal line defense by the eels? I didn’t see any

Well yeah. Pretty much.

 

[The Predictor]

No coincidence after halftime we are at our shittest, nobody is listening tBrad anymore, this has been a theme throughout the year!!!

 

[the phantom menace]

I would offer Billy slater the job for 3 years. Make him an offer too good to refuse

Slater has certainly been sucking up to Gutherson through the press... maybe positioning himself if BA doesn't meet his KPI and leaves early?

 

[The Predictor]

Yep. We need to win all 4 now that our for and against isn't so great. And that is not happening with our run home. I reckon we only win 1 more.

Honestly, who gives a shit anymore

 

[the phantom menace]

This didnt work last week yet do do it again. Makka had to start with Reg out. He dosent even make the 17. Has Joffa done anything to earn his spot over Makka?

Maybe Makka is the next Nathan Brown? Did some straight talking at training and won't see top grade again...

 

[Chipmunk]

Slater has certainly been sucking up to Gutherson through the press... maybe positioning himself if BA doesn't meet his KPI and leaves early?

Why would Slater take a pay cut to coach Parra?

FMD.

 

[Noise]

Maybe Makka is the next Nathan Brown? Did some straight talking at training and won't see top grade again...

I had that thought.

 

[the phantom menace]

Why would Slater take a pay cut to coach Parra?

FMD.

The challenge?

 

[The Predictor]

So disappointing! We obviously don't care about this season . How do you go from GF to missing the eight?

I don't care how many players are out, our defence has been shit all year.

We are Parramatta!!!

 

[Noise]

Hows are these stats for f**ktard Blake:

12 runs for 83 metres (less than 7m a run)
4 tackles, 3 missed tackles, 1 ineffective tackle (50% tackle effectiveness)
3 errors

The only person surprised by these stats would be BA. Even Waqa himself knows he is not up to it.

 

[Angry_eel]

I feel like the Barrett disease has got to us. Last year and previous years, we had good defence crap attack. This year we have decent attack and crap defence.

Now we've been found out. With decent defence, we were in the 8 at least.

We're done. If Barrett stays here, it will be death knell for BA.

 

[Bandwagon]

Yep. We need to win all 4 now that our for and against isn't so great. And that is not happening with our run home. I reckon we only win 1 more.

Three wins should still do it, but we'll need to put a score on the Dragons and not get flogged in whatever game we lose.

If we bring tonight's game next week, Dragons end our season.

 

[The Predictor]

I just finished watching The Zohan, I’m going for an “Avalon” tomorrow !!!

 

[Chipmunk]

The challenge?

He has no intention of living in Sydney. I'd rather a coach who doesn't live an hour out of Melbourne coaching us.

He'll coach Queensland part time or the Storm. Every other suggestion is ridiculous.

 

[Noise]

Three wins should still do it, but we'll need to put a score on the Dragons and not get flogged in whatever game we lose.

If we bring tonight's game next week, Dragons end our season.

Not if Cowboys, Souths and Sharks also win 3.