Rd22: EELS v Storms GAME DAY THREAD @ Marvel Stadium 28/7/23

[Bandwagon]

Hows are these stats for f**ktard Blake:

12 runs for 83 metres (less than 7m a run)
4 tackles, 3 missed tackles, 1 ineffective tackle (50% tackle effectiveness)
3 errors

The only person surprised by these stats would be BA. Even Waqa himself knows he is not up to it.

NRL have him down for -3 fantasy points.

 

[The Predictor]

Waqa Blake, not sure who's been worse, him or Carige 1998

I actually think Carriage was a lot better, unfortunately been branded for life over one braid explosion, and he had heart!!!!

 

[Parra Pride]

We should've been 8 or 10 up when Cartwright instead of going himself or giving it to penisini or not passing so soon to Russell stuffed it. Scum then went up the other end of the field and scored. That I'm afraid was the beginning of the end...absolutely rudderless and leaderless club. The whole coaching staff and about 10 players need to fk off.
I would offer Billy slater the job for 3 years. Make him an offer too good to refuse

Billy Slater is a scumbag piece of shit. I would gladly polish his knob for him if he took us to a premiership though. Regardless BA has to go, I would’ve wanted Hasler as he has proven he can get teams to win but that ship has sailed.

 

[The Predictor]

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Not if Cowboys, Souths and Sharks also win 3.

hark won’t

 

[Noise]

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hark won’t

I reckon they beat Titans and Knights and just need to jag one more. I don't reckon we beat the Roosters, Panthers or Broncos.

 

[Eelementary]

RCG should be and not him

Totally agree.

Paulo is stealing a living off us.

No wonder NSW keep losing, selecting pea-hearts like him...

I can't remember the last time he played to his price tag....

 

[Bandwagon]

Not if Cowboys, Souths and Sharks also win 3.

Well yeah, if they win four each then us winning four won't matter either.

Point is if we win three and put a score on the Dragons our PD will likely be enough.

 

[Eelementary]

Gutho leadership was questioned 2 years ago.

It cant be anymore.

Junior should stand down at end of year and hand back full reins to Gutho.

Even though I feel it's more of a token gesture anyway we all know Gutho is actually the captain out there. I don't think Junior has spoken to the ref outside of being put on report.

I find it laughable that Paulo was given this role, even as a token gesture.

He's about as inspiring as watching Matt Preston eat pasta, and commands about as much respect as Donald Trump's barber...

Fmd

 

[Chipmunk]

Well yeah, if they win four each then us winning four won't matter either.

Point is if we win three and put a score on the Dragons our PD will likely be enough.

Why would our pack of soft cock forwards put a score on anyone?

 

[Bandwagon]

Why would our pack of soft cock forwards put a score on anyone?

'cause the opposition had even softer cocks?

 

[Soto]

If we were to jag 3 wins and the bye that will get us to 32 which will be enough with hopefully a full complement of players to choose from. Nulla have a seriously tough draw as well. It will be an exciting month of footy in August.
First things first...Makatoa must come in with Wiremu. Davey out and maybe even Joe O.
Scour the planet for a left winger or centre.
Heck I'd even take Nofoaluma for the rest of the year like scum storm did last year. Waqa has surely been stamped. RTW...return to wherever he came from.
Even Guth was horrible tonight.
We live In hope. Everything is crossed to make the 8.
Will say this though. If we miss the 8 supercoach has to be shown the door

 

[Angry_eel]

If we were to jag 3 wins and the bye that will get us to 32 which will be enough with hopefully a full complement of players to choose from. Nulla have a seriously tough draw as well. It will be an exciting month of footy in August.
First things first...Makatoa must come in with Wiremu. Davey out and maybe even Joe O.
Scour the planet for a left winger or centre.
Heck I'd even take Nofoaluma for the rest of the year like scum storm did last year. Waqa has surely been stamped. RTW...return to wherever he came from.
Even Guth was horrible tonight.
We live In hope. Everything is crossed to make the 8.
Will say this though. If we miss the 8 supercoach has to be shown the door

On tonight's performance, we're not winning another game.

 

[Soto]

On tonight's performance, we're not winning another game.

Agree but thus bipolar team is capable of anything

 

[Saxon]

So much to be proud of, yeah we cheated to get off the bottom of the ladder after being robbed 3 years out of 4 by your scummy club. 25 years and you still can't produce a decent junior, your club and nutjob coach changed the fabric of the game for the worst. As i said so much to be proud of.

So you seriously think that Storm cheating caused you to be the joke of the League for 4 years?
Honestly, you're as dumb as your club's management.

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

I think it was fitting that they copped a thrashing on this bald fraud of a coach's 250th milestone......just saying

 

[Parra Pride]

Agree but thus bipolar team is capable of anything

Except winning the comp.

 

[Bandwagon]

So you seriously think that Storm cheating caused you to be the joke of the League for 4 years?
Honestly, you're as dumb as your club's management.

How's about you just f**k of back to whatever hole it was you crawled outta

There's a good boy.

 

[JokerEel]

So you seriously think that Storm cheating caused you to be the joke of the League for 4 years?
Honestly, you're as dumb as your club's management.

 

[Angry_eel]

Agree but thus bipolar team is capable of anything

Sorry, no. They're not bipolar this year, they were last year. Last year they'd play good against good teans, crap against most of the bottom 8. Now we've got nothin.

 

[Soto]

I won't be fussed either way. If we make the 8 I think teams would be really worried to play us with a full strength side. We just almost haven't had that opportunity this year. It's been a crazy year but there is a glimmer. I think we may be cooked as well but a week in rugba leeg is a long time.
The sun will rise in the morning