Rumoured / Confirmed Signings

[Since 73]

If I was on a million a year I'd be getting the best hookers and un-cut coke.

Helluva party.
John Mcmartin.
Mick Ennis.
Bag of blow.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Helluva party.
John Mcmartin.
Mick Ennis.
Bag of blow.

Corey Hughes and a can of diet coke

 

[Quigs]

Bomber Hynes and a box of cuban cigars

 

[Go Nulla]

Jarrod Anderson and a packet of smarties.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Chad Townsend and a slab of Cronulla Beer Co

 

[Frenzy.]

We all THINK we’re normal!

Little do we know - other people may have a very different opinion!

Do we? I'm more normal

 

[Frenzy.]

Jarrod Anderson and a packet of smarties.

Chad Townsend and a slab of Cronulla Beer Co

Over ya heads fellas?

Dean Triester and a finger to Opes

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Over ya heads fellas?

Dean Triester and a finger to Opes

No, see further above m8

 

[Frenzy.]

No, see further above m8

No, I won't. I beg to differ. Hookers and coke. No halfbacks and wingers.

I won't have it.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

No, I won't. I beg to differ. Hookers and coke. No halfbacks and wingers.

I won't have it.

3 beers and you're anyone's mein Freund

 

[Frenzy.]

3 beers and you're anyone's mein Freund

3 beers and I'll be unconscious.

I gave up grog on the night of the Cronulla riots. Since then I've had 1 beer. That was with BBB in the lower ET many years ago. Possibly 2016.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

3 beers and I'll be unconscious.

I gave up grog on the night of the Cronulla riots. Since then I've had 1 beer. That was with BBB in the lower ET many years ago. Possibly 2016.

Yeah I don't drink either, no real reason but haven't had a beer since about 2018

 

[Quigs]

20 years for moi, but I have had one or maybe three over that time. A few shandies too.

I just enjoy being dull and boring.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Fitz's son has signed with the Dogs, leaving the Dargs

That was like typing in Pikey.
Dargs, you wanna buy a darg
Darg?
Oh you mean dog

 

[Frenzy.]

Fitz's son has signed with the Dogs, leaving the Dargs

That was like typing in Pikey.
Dargs, you wanna buy a darg
Darg?
Oh you mean dog

There should be a further merger.

The Bulldargs.

 

[Quigs]

What about poor old Illawarra. Everyone discards Illa. I liked Illawarra.

I still feel for them being burdened with the parasite Stains.

 

[Frenzy.]

What about poor old Illawarra. Everyone discards Illa. I liked Illawarra.

I still feel for them being burdened with the parasite Stains.

Was always a stupid merger, based on sentiment and not on growth. Nearly every "junior" that runs out as a Dargon would play for Illawarra if they still existed.

 

[Go Nulla]

The Dargons are cum stained filth and always have been.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Bulldogs stock piling junior talent from other Clubs like a squirrel storing nuts for Winter.

 

[Quigs]

The dogs stockpiled Jake 'Ben" Turpin, they got him from the Donks.

Furhuck he was an ugly critter back then but geeze the Canterbury mullet haircut certainly does nothing to improve the poor bastard.