Rd1: GAME DAY THREAD 8pm Parra v Storm in Melbourne - 5/3/26

[TheParraboy]

13 errors to 2

40% Possession

100+ more tackles

Few dubious ref/bunker calls



Not a good night...

 

[85 Baby]

What the f**k are we doing….

 

[The Predictor]

Don’t forget Bronco’s next week

 

[JokerEel]

Jack Williams

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Easy 50 in this

 

[Homo man69]

The contradiction of Iongi coming off for head contact but no penalty was a head scratcher
I'm always bagging people that say Melbourne and Penrith are helped by the refs but this game made me believe something's dodgy. It's either a subconscious thing or they're heavily influenced by someone

 

[senior]

Iongi the only person that can hold his head high

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Here comes 50. This is worse than round 1 last year. That's just absolutely pathetic defence

 

[Jake the snake]

Kelly
JDB
Pezet

SIGN SHIT GET SHIT. It’s like people cannot identify talent anymore not at the club or the fans who celebrate these SHIT signings.

MON AND JIMS MOWING ARE SHIT

 

[85 Baby]

Jason Ryles will be disappointed with what he’s seen tonight? It’s 2 f**ken years in a row Billy! What the f**k was our preparation?

 

[Parrapat]

In the words of the great Brad Arthur "We'll flush this game and look forward to next week."

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Ryles absolutely must be sacked tonight.

 

[JokerEel]

Penisini just watched the ball go past him...

 

[Mickyd39]

How good we won the off-season challenge....

Those were the days.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

This is a joke. We're done

 

[Pazza]

I swear to god, if we have to play these guys round 1 next year.

Can't we just play the titans

 

[Jake the snake]

Seriously Sadantinos cat keep his Job. And MON. They have to go. And all the fans in here who celebrated every one of those shit signings should have their heads checked

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Back to 41% possession

 

[Jake the snake]

TCT moron said top 2

 

[Delboy]

Probably not the time to say this

MON went into to bat saying how good Rogers was as list manager, wouldn’t even make him a lift manager at Myers. We just don’t have the ability in recruiting to build properly, been that way since the current people have been in position. An observation that’s playing out currently.