Why LOL@SOuffs?

[muzby]

Q: why lol@souffs?

A:

got home last night and the missus asked for 'a quickie' - so I gave her a Parra that lasted 3 minutes. If I tell her Cowboys,Sharks,Titans,Warriors she knows she gets nothing. On special occasions she gets the BIG20. If I'm tired she gets a Dragon, Tiger or Storm which lasts 1 minute but whatever the case we're always sure to have a lol@lol@southsposters

 

[Cliffhanger]

big country stop tainiting this thread with stories about what you do with blow up dolls, pigs and hookers. TIA.

 

[big country]

Q: why lol@souffs?

A:

Q. What's the best thing besides sex

A. Having a lol@lol@southsposters :lol:

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Big Country has that super metho

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

got home last night and the missus asked for 'a quickie' - so I gave her a Parra that lasted 3 minutes. If I tell her Cowboys,Sharks,Titans,Warriors she knows she gets nothing. On special occasions she gets the BIG20. If I'm tired she gets a Dragon, Tiger or Storm which lasts 1 minute but whatever the case we're always sure to have a lol@lol@southsposters

So you give your missus everything but the c**k?

 

[muzby]

big country..

i'm guessing you are not aware of the hypothesis that those who constantly feel the need to talk up their interludes with the ladies are actually not getting any at all, so feel the need to over compensate, to help reduce those feelings of inadequacies which you have...


in short, the more you "talk it up", the more we know you are full of it..

 

[big country]

Big Country has that super metho

TT has a thing for bald men with red gloves - this is not a gay forum is it - in any case I still get a real lol@lol@southsposters :lol:

 

[muzby]

- this is not a gay forum is it -

nope.. that's here:

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/forumdisplay.php?f=83

 

[Dragon]

All that talk of goon must have made galefarce thirsty

 

[betcats]

This thread is becoming a monster. Undertaker deserves an award.


lol@50uffs

 

[muzby]

This thread is becoming a monster. Undertaker deserves an award.


lol@50uffs

i say give him this...

a true collectable... like that upside down plane postage stamp..

 

[Goddo]

On special occasions she gets the BIG20.

You recount stories about how your great grandfather did it, or do you make her watch really (pre WW2) old porn? Thats gross.

LOL@50uff$

 

[Cliffhanger]

You recount stories about how your great grandfather did it, or do you make her watch really (pre WW2) old porn? Thats gross.

LOL@50uff$

:lol::lol::lol:

What's more gross is he thinks about us when he does it.:crazy:

 

[Goddo]

big country, givin his missus foreplay before the "Big20"

 

[Dragon]

 

[Hutty1986]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[God-King Dean]

rofl

 

[SET2JT]

Poor Girl. Been waiting for 4 decades for the BIG 20 to come to the party.

 

[KiamaSaint]

anyway my last post on this thread, as i do have better things to do than laugh at you losers.

Boo!

haw haw haw

I was so sad to hear she won't come on this thread anymore, then I snapped out of it and had a good old lol@50uff$.

It won't be the same without you Megan's halfwit sister, but at least Bigot country is still serving us plenty of gems. 150 pages here we come.

 

[muzby]

here's a scenario..

you are walking along a street, and you see someone wearing a souths jersey riding a bike.

you look down and notice you have a beer bottle in your hand. you throw the bottle at the souths fan, hitting them in the head and knocking them off the bike. you may have possibly killed them.


Q: what happens next?




A: you've got your bike back.