Introduce yourself

[Wooden Spoonar]

 

[Storm_Warning]

your jibes mean nothing to me when you do not declare an alligence to a side.

 

[Wooden Spoonar]

 

[Hallatia]

people! [-XStop taking the thread off topic; introduce yourselves

 

[Hallatia]

what have I told you about telling me my business?

 

[Hallatia]

My name is Wooden Spoona.

I like football and cricket.

what kind of football?
And there is a template for introducing yourself in the first post

 

[Hallatia]

and are 45 years old, pump gas for living, get my only kicks by posting pictures on an internet forum. now we all know wooden spoonar.

this thread is called Introduce yourself, not introduce other forum users, keep it on topic please

 

[Storm_Warning]

name: Storm_warning
nickname: Top merkin
are you male/female/other? male
sexual preferance: straight. although chicks are for androtops


ANSWER IN THREE WORDS
likes: the 1920's
dislikes: most people on here
describe yourself: a top merkin
describe your ideal partner: already got her

and FAVOURITES
sport: AFL/league/NFL
athlete: cameron white
person on earth: gordan wood
food: salad dressing

 

[Cliffhanger]

Anybody else find it interesting Storm Warning neglected to put his date of birth?

 

[joshie]

He might be a vampire.

He claims to like the 1920's but he could have even lived through it? Not to mention the willingness to keep his identity secret. Maybe it is time to start decorating the FFB with virtual garlic?

 

[Raider_69]

sexual preferance: straight. although chicks are for androtops

describe your ideal partner: already got her

based on the above two quotes, we can deduce that Storm Warning is a androtop.

 

[Twizzle]

I've already deleted enough crap out of this thread.

Can we keep this thread for introductions please, you just never know some of you guys may get lucky.

 

[joshie]

name: Josh, joshua officially
nickname: Joshie, big w
location: Brisbane
date of birth: 18/01/93
are you male/female/other? Male
sexual preferance: I likea da female
occupation: Student
dream job: Rugby league commentator

answer in three words
likes: Footy girls fun
dislikes: Idoits boring loners
describe yourself: Party up front
describe your ideal partner: Fun smart happy

and favourites
sport: Rugby league
athlete: Ryan hoffman
person on earth: Mum
food: Tacos
drink: Jim beam :d

back on track kids!

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

NAME: Cam Donaldson
NICKNAME: Playa!
MALE/FEMALE?: Male
SEXUAL PREF: Chicks for sure luls


ANSWER IN THREE WORDS
likes: State of Origin
dislikes: Queenslanders, Hot Dogs
describe yourself: A Real Laydees man
describe your ideal partner: King Gal

and FAVOURITES
sport: NRL, Soccer
athlete: John Morris
person on earth: Tony Abbott
food: Crumpets

 

[Hallatia]

if you are as you say "A Real Laydees man", why is your ideal partner King Gal?

 

[adamkungl]

He meant Ladyboy but his Engrish is bad

 

[Hallatia]

that makes sense

 

[Clyde Orangutan]

NAME: Clyde
NICKNAME: Don't really have one
MALE/FEMALE?: Male
SEXUAL PREF: Hawt ass chicks


ANSWER IN THREE WORDS
likes: See above. And partying, and swinging on vines and shiz. Yeww!
dislikes: Three word answers. Deforestation.
describe yourself: Down to earth guy, try to be a good m9
describe your ideal partner: A cross between Zooey Deschanel aaaaaaand... Katy Perry.

and FAVOURITES
sport: RL/Vine swinging/NFL/lingerie football
athlete: Bradley Clyde
person on earth: Diddy Kong. Hero/role model.
food: Bananas

 

[Bob Brown]

Hi, my name is Bob Brown. Leader of the Australian Greens and the Australian Government.

 

[The Preacher]

After 2yrs in bad health (I and many others thought I'd "Brown Bread It") I'm making a comeback to the forum. Hope to chat with those I remember over the next couple of weeks.
Preacher