What is your type?

[Misanthrope]

Romantically speaking, what do you look for in a person?

 

[Joker's Wild]

Tall, athletic, drinks beer and loves RL

 

[Apey]

Female, human, breathing/alive (willing to negotiate)

 

[DragonPunk]

Damn Apey took the one I was going to use.

Breathing.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Female, human, breathing/alive (willing to negotiate)

Cue Misanthrope and necromancy...

Hmm.

Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously/sense of humour.

Not fat.

 

[Jono078]

Someone close to my height or shorter. Brunette. Has a female body (curves in the right areas). Beautiful smile and face. Wife material/good values. Someone that loves you as much as you will them. Funny. Spontaneous. Classy. Girly girls.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Judging by the women I've dated in the past, the girl needs to be batshit crazy with dependency issues.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Girly girls? Pass. Take far too long to get ready to go anywhere or do anything.

 

[Rebel]

Judging by the women I've dated in the past, the girl needs to be batshit crazy with dependency issues.

All females.

 

[Frederick]

My wife

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

All females.

Beat me to it.

The trick is picking one that has less frequent and less severe attacks.

 

[thorson1987]

My wife

This.

And I mean my wife, not freds

 

[Twizzle]

female, pulse

 

[Pugzley]

Exotic looking, doe eyed and athletic/slim.

 

[gUt]

 

[Misanthrope]

Intelligent, fun, silly, slightly geeky, likes (or tolerates) sports, likes travel, curvy, nice chest and ass, pretty face. Preferably a red head or brunette.

 

[Ozzy]

Female brunette who has a sense of humour similar to mine, loves sports and can hold an intelligent conversation. No need to apply as the position is taken.

 

[Dragon2010]

What are these relationships you speak of?

 

[Silent Knight]

Female, Asian (better than Caucasian imo), slim, black or brown hair, likes eating out and travelling, non-religious and no hang ups about getting touchy feely, shorter than me, doesn't support Souffs or the Faiders, likes to laugh, goes out of her way to make you happy, looks great in a bikini, parents are in another country and I don't have to see them, willing to hang out at my house every weekend, likes poking fun at random people in the street without them knowing about it, cooks awesome Asian food that I have no idea on how to make myself and follows my instructions on how to lol@souffs.

POSITION...TAKEN!

 

[Abz]

This women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG14r4aADaA

She'll turn gay men straight, straight women gay, and is an all-round perfect specimen.

By the way who's this Kim Kardashian person everyone makes such a big deal about?