Election Mafia Thread (GAME OVER)

[Cliffhanger]

No it isn't. I could get c**k, anyone can get c**k, even if I was the ugliest person in the world, I could still pay for sex. I can get c**k. I choose not to put myself out there and I have good reasons for that, that somebody as fickle as you doesn't have the depth to understand.

 

[Frederick]

"No wonder you can't get any c**k"

It was a little bit of cheating I knew I'd be called up on, your you saying that was uncalled for and mean. I cheat in every board game I play when I can, I've never played a game of monopoly and not cheated, the only board game I don't cheat in is scrabble. Using a word solver when playing scrabble should be punishable by death. It's a game, it's not serious, then you went and decided to be a dick.

I guess this also begs the question, how many other mafias have you cheated in?

 

[Cliffhanger]

One, in Simpsons mafia BDR told Hala he was mafia and she told me.

 

[Frederick]

No it isn't. I could get c**k, anyone can get c**k, even if I was the ugliest person in the world, I could still pay for sex. I can get c**k. I choose not to put myself out there and I have good reasons for that, that somebody as fickle as you doesn't have the depth to understand.

Sooooooo what you're saying is you pay for sex?

 

[Cliffhanger]

No I am saying I could pay for sex, I could also just go to a night club and let the first guy who feels me up f**k me.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Lowest thing on the argument hierarchy is implying or straight up saying a chick is ugly or a s**t. You did both in the same thread.

 

[Frederick]

Lowest thing on the argument hierarchy is implying or straight up saying a chick is ugly or a s**t. You did both in the same thread.

Sweet! What do I win?

 

[Frederick]

No I am saying I could pay for sex, I could also just go to a night club and let the first guy who feels me up f**k me.

Soooooooo you're saying that in order to get c**k you have to go to a place where all the guys are drunk and there are no lights?

 

[Cliffhanger]

My complete and utter contempt until tomorrow morning when I forget all about what you did and we can be friends again. Unless the voodoo curse I put on you works. Then you will be dead by tomorrow morning and I'm not a necrofriendiac

 

[Cliffhanger]

Soooooooo you're saying that in order to get c**k you have to go to a place where all the guys are drunk and there are no lights?

Don't you wish it was ever that easy for you? I mean to get c**k you have to go to prison and hope that any other option for a prison bitch has a month long waiting list.

 

[HowHigh]

I'm glad I was bored enough to look at this thread

 

[MSIH]

I'm glad I was bored enough to look at this thread

Haha same here.

The sexual tension between these two is intense.

 

[Cliffhanger]

There is something wrong with the way people on this forum define sexual tension.

 

[Rebel]

I'm kinda glad I'm dead right now tbh...

 

[Bazzi]

Who's making the popcorn?

 

[Misanthrope]

Sweet Lord. This is just like real politics!

 

[whall15]

I don't know whether it's because I started the thread or because another mod re-instated the post but I can see it so I'm going to call the day.
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Kevin Rudd received some information from Australia's American allies at the NSA but for some peculiar reason decided to ignore it, instead opting to kill dogslife.

dogslife is dead, he was Stephen Smith, ALP aligned Defence Minister
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And that shall be a Katter victory.

WINNERS

Frederick is alive, he is Bob Katter, Katter aligned leader

9701 is alive, he was Clive Palmer, Katter aligned billionaire
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LOSERS

Cliffhanger is alive, she is Kevin Rudd, ALP aligned Prime Minister

BunniesMan is alive, he is Tony Burke, ALP aligned Immigration Minister

 

[Cliffhanger]

Because you didn't just reply to my post you sent a sperate one. When that happened in random mafia the info was always wrong.

 

[Frederick]

Let this be a lesson to you, Clifford - cheaters never win

 

[Frederick]

Clive and bob - best friends 4 lyf