By popular demand. Ask Me Anything!!!

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

I no im kind of a big playa on dis forum so i thort i'd reach out 2 da ppl and let them pik my brain 4 a bit.

So here I m in da flesh. Here is a pic ov me so u dnt think sum1 haz hacked my account.

I am Jhon_Morris_4Oragen. Ask me Anything!!!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[dogslife]

How do I get the girl to f**k on the first date?

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

Nah im just a regular guy bud. Hav seen a few ov the harry potter movies and i seems like it'd be good fun, I dont think my mum wuld let me move to england to go to school tho.

 

[adamkungl]

Shit thread

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

How do I get the girl to f**k on the first date?

I recommend watching this. All u need 2 do is lern guitar! (Ukelelele works 2!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc

 

[Didgi]

Shit thread

I wasn't going to be that gentle.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

How do I get the girl to f**k on the first date?

 

[Fire]

If "price" and "worth" mean the same thing. Why does "priceless" and "worthless" mean the opposite thing?

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

I wasn't going to be that gentle.

Please refrain from derailing the thread from topic. I thought a mod would be better then that.

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

If "price" and "worth" mean the same thing. Why does "priceless" and "worthless" mean the opposite thing?

coz that's the way Jesus wanted it.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

can god microwave a burito so hot not even he could eat it?

 

[RHCP]

On the topic of Jesus, could Christ microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

 

[Didgi]

Please refrain from derailing the thread from topic. I thought a mod would be better then that.

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

can god microwave a burito so hot not even he could eat it?

On the topic of Jesus, could Christ microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

LOL how funny u 2 asked the same question!

Jesus yes, bcoz he's a human so if it's too hot he'll probs have to blow on it to cool it down first. or mybe let it sit out on the kitchen bench for a few mins.

God isn't a person, so he doesn't need to eat IIRC. Coz only ppl need to eat.

 

[Fire]

coz that's the way Jesus wanted it.

Understood. Thanks mate.

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

Understood. Thanks mate.

Anytime If you have any more questions ask away!

 

[dogslife]

Is IanG really the Messiah?

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

Is IanG really the Messiah?

If by IanG you mean John Morris, then yes!

 

[madunit]

I had the first thread of this style.

And it will always be the best version.