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Your best kiss ever?

Zoidberg

Zoidberg

First Grade
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Haven't had too many partners to choose from.
My best would be with my current partner though. Before we were actually going out. We worked together and had a night out with people from work, snuck away and got friendly.

Not trying to brag but I must admit I'm a pretty great kisser.
 
Helmet Man

Helmet Man

Juniors
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1,424
I had a girl show me her vagina when I was 8 y.o. She was 7 then. I showed my penis in return.

We are still friends to this very day.

:lol:

But my first kiss was when I was 15. It was amazing. Nowadays kissing someone doesn't feel as good unless you really do love/like the person.
 
Rhino_NQ

Rhino_NQ

Immortal
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haven't done much kissing so hard to think of any. First one was on the night of my 14th bday at a under 18 disco that used to be pretty big on the GC. Pretty cute girl had some sort of interest in me which was a shock cuz i probably hadn't said more then 2 words to her (back then i'd struggle to get hello out to a female). She added me on msn messenger (for those who remember life before facebook as a teen) and although it was like pulling teeth gradually got to know more and more about me and then slipped up that i mentioned i hadn't done that yet (was a fact i had hidden pretty well up until then).

This was when i first started a successful career of buying booze underage as i looked like i was 20 so we would show up to under 18 do's pretty towelled (which just meant i'd be swaying as i stood up against the wall not knowing what to say to anyone lol) and she spotted me and then one of the other obys told her it was my bday so she grabbed me by the hand dragged me over to the dance floor just so she could stand on it and be the right height for me because she was short and landed one on me that would have lasted atleast 5 minutes.

But thinking about it i would probably go with the lick i got on the face from whiskey the last time i saw him when i left the folks house to go back to work.
 
Surely

Surely

Post Whore
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105,678
I might have to bring out a learn to kiss doll for you guys complete with lip pressure sensors and tongue depth alarm.
 
Frederick

Frederick

Moderator
Staff member
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27,726
I eagerly await IanG and his entry in this thread. It will no doubt be better than everyone else's
 
Monk

Monk

Referee
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21,347
Dutchy says that Kiki is a woeful kisser. I am appalled that he'd speak about my future wife in such a way.
 
Bunniesmerkin

Bunniesmerkin

Juniors
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47
2011 Charity Shield, Shellharbour are up by 40 to 0. 2 mins to go & we are camped on our goal line. Me & Rusty are sitting down the other end, as Rusty yells out to GI as I pull a sheep that has been deep fried in pigs fat out of the esky. At that moment GI gets the ball, he spots me standing on the dead ball line waving the sheep. He runs down leaving a trail of Shellharbour players in his wake, plants the ball down & devours the sheep. I burst into tears of joy that we have scored. GI looks at me & spots either the tears streaming from my eyes or the splatters of pigs fat I am covered in. Our eyes lock, a chubby finger wipes at the corner of my eye & he tastes my tears. He moves in & we lock in an embrace. My lips part & brush his as he licks my face.....................ooohhhh better grab a towel...........
 
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