I for one welcome and embrace this obvious legend like brother.
where's his f**king butter?
he can't be expected to put that basket to good use without butter. after all, we know that breakfast is the cornerstone of a solid day, both from a nutritious and productivity point of view. without butter, there is no way curtis can be expected to have a solid breakfast and contribute effectively to both society and this forum. and this affects me personally, as when someone is putting in a sub standard performance here on the board, i find myself wasting time and bandwidth and getting more and more frustrated with the world. infact, this happened last week and i took my frustration out on a guy on the bus who was trying to pay with only silver coins. after i turfed him off, the driver got out of his cage-y thing and tried to throw me off as well. i ended up overpowering him and throwing him off after mr silver coins. given that i needed to get to the shops, i decided to drive the bus myself. apparently the other passengers didn't like this and called the cops. they set up a bloody road block and wouldn't let me through. don't want to waffle on or anything so i'll cut that story short and just say that capsicum spray doesn't taste very nice. not like butter. butter tastes nice. can you send me some when you top up curtis' basket?
