Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

[Rhino_NQ]

I got becks and carlsberg

 

[Misanthrope]

Headed out for some Italian, but don't think I'll booze it tonight. The 18 year old who lives on my floor leaves this Monday, and she's invited me out for her farewell tomorrow night. Should be a fun opportunity to meet some new peeps.

 

[Dani]

Someone talk to me. I'm bored and avoiding the 3million people staying at my place for a family reunion tomorrow.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

chick they keep going across to in the crowd at the Newcastle v victory game has an amazing rack

 

[Jason Maher]

Need screen cap...

 

[butchmcdick]

Headed out for some Italian, but don't think I'll booze it tonight. The 18 year old who lives on my floor leaves this Monday, and she's invited me out for her farewell tomorrow night. Should be a fun opportunity to meet some new peeps.

Tell her how much you enjoyed teaching the young kids. Bitches love a sensitive man

I once pulled a chick telling her I worked in paediatric oncology. I worked in the oncology ward at the time but it was with adults.

Still it worked like a charm playing up the kid angle.

If all else fails ask her if her father was geniused because she looks so special

You can thank me later mis

 

[Jason Maher]

Speaking of great racks...

Spoiler: Sekret:

 

[Dani]

Wish I had a rack like that!

 

[butchmcdick]

Nice

 

[muzby]

You'd think I would have learned from last night..

But.. happily toasted..

again..

this time on a 9% abv cider from NZ.

Very delicious and highly recommended..

Me and Mrs muzby have just finished our 2nd 1lt bottle and debating the pros and cons of number 3..

Pros - it's delicious, it's strong, it's friday..

Cons - it's my turn for the 5am feed for baby muzby

 

[Drew-Sta]

You'd think I would have learned from last night..

But.. happily toasted..

again..

this time on a 9% abv cider from NZ.

Very delicious and highly recommended..

Me and Mrs muzby have just finished our 2nd 1lt bottle and debating the pros and cons of number 3..

Pros - it's delicious, it's strong, it's friday..

Cons - it's my turn for the 5am feed for baby muzby

Do it! I'm most of a way through a bottle of red despite doing the 5am

 

[Drew-Sta]

Also, sign up for mafia, muzzers. It will, err, change your life!

 

[Bazal]

Bottle of cabernet down personally....seeing as we're all comparing

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Half a dozen beers only here...

 

[thorson1987]

Get home from work and wife apologises for yelling at me last night (youngest wouldn't go to sleep, whenever I brought her into the lounge room she would scream the house down. Wife said I wasn't helping her)

Not sure if it's a trap or not.

 

[thorson1987]

3 more bottles of 150 lashes.

 

[Jason Maher]

Get home from work and wife apologises for yelling at me last night (youngest wouldn't go to sleep, whenever I brought her into the lounge room she would scream the house down. Wife said I wasn't helping her)

Not sure if it's a trap or not.

Oh, it's a trap alright...

I wish you luck.

 

[Dani]

I have cup of water with ice cubes in it.

 

[muzby]

Also, sign up for mafia, muzzers. It will, err, change your life!

Sorry man if my parole officer hears I'm associating with mafia or bikies again I'm going back inside..

 

[muzby]

I have cup of water with ice cubes in it.

I'm hoping that's about to be.poured over someone?