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Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

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muzby

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to golf, to surf, or both

cant decide

3rd world problems

do both.

i'll happly loan you the IP to a game i just invented, gorfing.

all you need is a surfboard, a driver (ideally one with a carbon fibre shaft, the salt water would rust a standard metal shaft) and a ready supply of balls (i suggest pinching a bucket of those floating ones from penrith leagues club driving range)

install a tee towards the front of your board, then as you are catching a wave, put a ball on the tee and hit it towards various targets.

scoring as follows, based on hitting the following targets:

- other surfers: 3pts
- another surfer who just dropped in on you: 8pts
- seagulls: 5pts
- bodyboarders: 5pts
- anyone wearing floaties: 3pts
- topless sunbathers: 8pts
- a red & yellow lifesaving flag: 10pts
- dolphins: -3pts
- sharks: 2pts
- stand up paddleboarders: 10pts - bonus 5pts if it's a hipster
- jetskiiers: 10pts
 

muzby

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like this?

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