Jurassic Park Mafia: Game Over

[soc123_au]

i dont tingle your nips anymore? this makes me sad.

Well, just a little bit. But in a good way. <3

 

[Pharaohmir]

I've got my eye on you Seppo's. Nothing has tingled my nips thus far.

You have very sensitive nips. I'm jealous.

 

[SeeJay]

I've got my eye on you Seppo's. Nothing has tingled my nips thus far.

Your nipple sensitivity rivals that of the late Professor Calmtit. I am impressed.

 

[RHCP]

hey bolos go team get in your actions vote:bm etc

 

[Rebel]

Are people being slack with their actions or is misanthorpe just drunk?

 

[SeeJay]

People busy sexing sheep

 

[Rebel]

Filthy aussies and their sheep sexing ways.

 

[Jason Maher]

Not Dark Tower and a rubbish role, kill me please

Certainly sir. Which method of demise would you prefer: gun, electric shock, lethal injection, hanging, knife, forced to wear a Queensland jersey for 3 weeks?

 

[soc123_au]

, forced to wear a Queensland jersey for 3 weeks?

f**king sadist. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Parra Pride]

Wearing that f**king scum jersey is a fate worse than death.

 

[Misanthrope]

Night One

Ray Arnold muttered to himself as he waded through the ankle deep mud that the field between the Visitor Centre and the generator shed had been.

"Mother-f**king mud," he growled around the cigar that the rain had long since extinguished, "Always with the mother-f**king mud".

The booming of thunder perhaps masked the approach of something big and hungry, and it wasn't until the Spinosaurus' huge, fin backed frame emerged from the gloom and sheets of rain that he realized he had become prey.

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With a deafening roar, the monstrous dinosaur - the newest addition to the park - charged towards him.

"Mother-f**ker..." he shouted as he whipped a pair of birettas from his waist band and started firing.

"The path of the righteous, mother-f**ker," he shouted, "And you lizard mother-f**kers aren't in no mother-f**king bible!"

He unloaded both clips into the approaching colossus and, miracle of miracles, it thought better of biting into this tender morsel. With blood oozing from multiple wounds in its scaly hide, it slunk back into the darkness.

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Out in the teaming rain, Robert Muldoon crept stealthily through the undergrowth. Tigers, lions, bears... he'd hunted them all. Tonight, with the power out and the rain teaming down, he hunted to keep himself and his employer safe.

Velociraptors, a T-Rex, a Spinosaurus, and various other prehistoric monsters doubtless roamed the steaming jungles under cover of darkness, and he thought he saw movement up ahead.

Gritting his teeth and setting his shoulder against the inevitable recoil that followed firing a tranquiliser strong enough to put a Tyrannosaurus Rex down - he fired.

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He was rewarded with a girlish squeal from the man he'd hit.

"Shit," he muttered as he rushed over to check who he'd hit.

It is now day.
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[Drew-Sta]

:lol: girlish scream. Did Muldoon hit Hoppity or Nedry? :lol:

 

[Parra Pride]

Spinosaurus acting like a little bitch.

 

[Bazal]

Spinosaurus was at Site B, not Nublar!

 

[Parra Pride]

To be honest, I'd prefer that Bitchosaurus wasn't around at all, then we could act like that f**king trash movie never happened.

 

[Misanthrope]

Spinosaurus was at Site B, not Nublar!

Well aware. Needed extra dinosaurs, and the original movie didn't have enough bad-ass ones to make a decent faction.

 

[Parra Pride]

Vote: BM

Mother f**ker needs to go.

 

[Bazal]

I'm mostly kidding

Anyway. 5 dinosaurs. I think they will all be predators. Dilophosaurs, Spinosaurus, Velociraptors, T-Rex. What else? Compies featured heavily in the book but not so much the movie (if at all?) Lost World introduced Carnotaurus, but again not in the film. Maybe Pterosaurs? Everything else was herbivorous....

 

[Rebel]

Vote: BM

Mother f**ker needs to go.

Is he bad, or you want him dead just because he is the bunny? Either way I like the cut if your jib.

 

[Misanthrope]

Vote Count

BunniesMan: 1 (Parra Pride)