New Signings- Take 2

[Craigshark]

The Lurker (so probably not true) reporting a high profile player has bought in the shire and now just waiting on announcement for signing with us?

 

[Quigs]

He is probably talking about Lukey.... he might have missed the scoop a few years ago.

 

[Defer to the coifed]

Didn't heighno just buy in?

 

[Stake Removed]

Crichton set to re-sign with Rabbits for another 4 years, need to continue or search for Lewis replacement

 

[sandshark]

This high-profile player rumour has been going around the last few days it seems.
I wonder who it could be.

 

[Quigs]

Well at least that fat buffoon Tinkler is not on the scene anymore to stuff up our Press Announcement.

 

[Feej]

Must be JT...

 

[DJShaksta]

Must be JT...

48 hrs to announcement.

 

[isaiah]

48 hrs to announcement.

21 hrs now

 

[Hooper]

Esteemed fellow Sharks. During the past 12months, I have made two postings in this forum regarding Sharks signings (Michael Lichaa for 2017 and Matt Moylan for 2018) both of these claims came from a friend claiming to be 'in the know'. Both claims proved to be false. Please accept my apologies. I took said friend out on Sydney harbour yesterday to enjoy a lunch. After a dozen beers, I provided said friend with a pair of concrete boots and promptly assisted said friend overboard for a swim. Needless to say, said friend won't be providing anymore false rumours about Sharks player signings. Enjoy your off-season

 

[Card Shark]

Hope he shouted (as he was going under).

 

[Tiger Shark]

Jimmy Dymock joining us as assistant coach

 

[Quigs]

I love all things Jimmy Dymock..... Hope he brings his "mongrel" with him.

Referee to Jim Dymock "You were the agressor.."in 1999 when called out and cautioned after a fight. "Of course I was. I f*cken smashed him!" Jim Dymock replied

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

Wasn't dymock with us once before?

 

[Defer to the coifed]

Yep Sticky sacked him

 

[Defer to the coifed]

I think he was U20's coach

 

[ouryear]

With Roosters going all out chasing Cronk.....guys quickly....the world needs your help!!

 

[ghoti]

Says us! If we had landed him or Moylan we'd be doing real well with the cap.

I'm guessing we made huge space when Ennis and Barba didn't play this year, woulda been big savings that we probably front ended a couple bigger contracts with.

 

[snout]

Esteemed fellow Sharks. During the past 12months, I have made two postings in this forum regarding Sharks signings (Michael Lichaa for 2017 and Matt Moylan for 2018) both of these claims came from a friend claiming to be 'in the know'. Both claims proved to be false. Please accept my apologies. I took said friend out on Sydney harbour yesterday to enjoy a lunch. After a dozen beers, I provided said friend with a pair of concrete boots and promptly assisted said friend overboard for a swim. Needless to say, said friend won't be providing anymore false rumours about Sharks player signings. Enjoy your off-season

You should be drawn and quartered hooper. Youre the only guy ever to post BS on here.

 

[sandshark]

With Fifi comments, I'm thinking Cronk made it very clear that he ain't coming to Cronulla to play.

Roosters can have him. Untested without Smith and Slater.