Haha.
I can imagine Bellamy's logic: "I really want to play Slater at 5/8 because he is fat and slow, only thing stopping me is that he cannot kick, tackle, think, pass or guide a team around the park."
You know Slater had 17 try assists this year. That’s more then Cooper Cronk, Luke Keary, Anthony Milford, Mitchell Pearce, Adam Reynolds, Cameron Smith, James Maloney, Nathan Cleary, Corey Norman and way more then Jarryd Hayne
Some stats
Try Assists: Slater 17 - Hayne 5
Tries: Slater 11 - Hayne 8
Tackle breaks: Slater 87 - Hayne 30
Line breaks: Slater 17 - Hayne 9
Line break Assists: Slater 16 - Hayne 7
Not bad for someone who as you say is “fat and slow” and “cannot kick, tackle, think, pass or guide a team around the park”. Next time you might want to make sure the stats support you when you say stupid stuff