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3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Perth, Dec 14-18 2017

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Australia a hard place to tour?
Imagine India
Stinking hot
Big chance of getting crook

Australia should be a paradise in comparison.

Agreed...

Go for a swim at Coogee beach verse taking your chances swimming in the piss and shit flowing down the ganges?

Eat some of the freshest and finest produce washed down with globally awarded fine wines verse chowing down on some dodgy vindaloo washed down with diorrhea-inducing indian tap water?

Or playing in front of this;
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verse this;
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Timbo

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Having a dump in Australia:
Sitting on a porcelian toilet in privacy with Kleenex Cottonelle dunny paper.

Having a dump in India:
Squatting over a hole while you hold a bucket for your spew.
Use hand to wipe.

Reminds me of one of the more brutal burns I've ever seen in the comments under an article on Cricinfo (by a Kiwi, to be fair):

Indian fan: 'we have VIRAT KOHLI what do you have???'

Kiwi fan: 'the ability to drink out of my kitchen tap and still be alive three hours later'.
 

Mr Angry

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Well Pakistan actually wins the prize.

You could get killed, they do not even go.

What about the Delhi pollution...tap water, you can avoid, air no so much. I

I do want to visit Sabina Park and Cape Town.

You can have Pakistan/Afganistan/India/Bangladesh.
 

Timbo

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Well Pakistan actually wins the prize.

You could get killed, they do not even go.

What about the Delhi pollution...tap water, you can avoid, air no so much. I

I do want to visit Sabina Park and Cape Town.

You can have Pakistan/Afganistan/India/Bangladesh.

Sabina Park? Seems fun, but Kingston is also one of the murder capitals of the world. I had some friends on a Caribbean trip a few years ago, they were strongly advised against setting foot in Kingston due to the street crime and gang violence.
 

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