Rd 13 vs Knights the unofficial official game day thread

[Dibs]

Good news is Avenger can’t lose his shit in here if we lose because he has me on ignore so he won’t be able to see the thread

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

It's GAME DAY, Merkins!!!

FIRE UP!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

It's GAME DAY, Merkins!!!

FIRE UP!!!

YUO FIRE UP!!!!!!!

 

[dazeely]

It's GAME DAY, Merkins!!!

FIRE UP!!!

Would be nice if the team did

 

[TheParraboy]

Welcome back Daz

 

[Noise]

So with middle forwards Scott and Mannah out there is still no room for our dynamic runner Kane Evans. Even a fat Vave is in front of him.

 

[Bazal]

So with middle forwards Scott and Mannah out there is still no room for our dynamic runner Kane Evans. Even a fat Vave is in front of him.

 

[Noise]

That horse is an excellent representation of a standard Kane Evans performance

 

[Bazal]

That horse is an excellent representation of a standard Kane Evans performance

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Kane looks like he could be injured.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Another thread, another Kane Evans bashing...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Currently our total number of wins only equals 20% of our total number of losses. However, a win today would see that rise to 30%, a huge improvement. How often do you get the opportunity to improve the team by 50% in one day? Not often, is the answer. I reckon I'm not the only one here who's hoping to see an Eels win tonight.

 

[Bazal]

Currently our total number of wins only equals 20% of our total number of losses. However, a win today would see that rise to 30%, a huge improvement. How often do you get the opportunity to improve the team by 50% in one day? Not often, is the answer. I reckon I'm not the only one here who's hoping to see an Eels win tonight.

I just hope they all have fun

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What will be will be.

 

[Eelogical]

Currently our total number of wins only equals 20% of our total number of losses. However, a win today would see that rise to 30%, a huge improvement. How often do you get the opportunity to improve the team by 50% in one day? Not often, is the answer. I reckon I'm not the only one here who's hoping to see an Eels win tonight.

So, coach. Did you show these stats to the team on an overhead projector? If so, I hope you explained to the boys what a % is.

 

[Eelogical]

I'm struggling to get pumped. Where are the pumpers?

 

[Eelogical]

Somebody pump me!!!

 

[Gazzamatta]

Im watching Wenty. They are failing to pump me even a tiny bit.

 

[Eelectrica]

Win this game or it's pretty much a wooden spoon season.
If we can't win this one, I have no idea how they're going to win another 3 or perhaps 4 games to avoid the spoon.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So, coach. Did you show these stats to the team on an overhead projector? If so, I hope you explained to the boys what a % is.

I tried but they started crying and pissing themselves. Much like the way they play really.