Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Sharapova has the yips.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sharapova has the yips.

*squirts.

 

[Bazal]

Now Sam Stosur has apparently replaced Ash Barty somehow

 

[Bazal]

That's better, BartyStosur

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k yeah! Win win. Good drama.

 

[hindy111]

Burning Butthole Syndrome

Babby bum smoothe.....

New shaving tecnhique. I start with a hot shower to soften the skin. Followed by a pat dry with a nice fluffy towel.
Then I procede with some shaving cream applied from a bowl with a brush. I choose a honeybadger hair brush. It's premium.
First I go with the grain. After each stroke I wash the razor under the constant running hot water.
Second I wash face, re apply the cream and shave across the grain using same method. One stroke rinse balde repeat.
Third as above with face wash, cream application and then against grain. This time you must take it gentle. Let the razor do the work for you.
Once done wash face properly and I apply a little moisturiser.

BBS achieved

 

[strider]

Babby bum smoothe.....

New shaving tecnhique. I start with a hot shower to soften the skin. Followed by a pat dry with a nice fluffy towel.
Then I procede with some shaving cream applied from a bowl with a brush. I choose a honeybadger hair brush. It's premium.
First I go with the grain. After each stroke I wash the razor under the constant running hot water.
Second I wash face, re apply the cream and shave across the grain using same method. One stroke rinse balde repeat.
Third as above with face wash, cream application and then against grain. This time you must take it gentle. Let the razor do the work for you.
Once done wash face properly and I apply a little moisturiser.

BBS achieved

Too much f**king effort

 

[hindy111]

Too much f**king effort

How do you shave? Bit of soap with a disposable razor in the shower?
Fmd

 

[Gronk]

Too much f**king effort

This

 

[Eelogical]

Babby bum smoothe.....

New shaving tecnhique. I start with a hot shower to soften the skin. Followed by a pat dry with a nice fluffy towel.
Then I procede with some shaving cream applied from a bowl with a brush. I choose a honeybadger hair brush. It's premium.
First I go with the grain. After each stroke I wash the razor under the constant running hot water.
Second I wash face, re apply the cream and shave across the grain using same method. One stroke rinse balde repeat.
Third as above with face wash, cream application and then against grain. This time you must take it gentle. Let the razor do the work for you.
Once done wash face properly and I apply a little moisturiser.

BBS achieved

All that constantly running hot water! Think of the environment...FFS!

 

[hindy111]

This

Think how much time we all waste on here

 

[strider]

How do you shave? Bit of soap with a disposable razor in the shower?
Fmd

No ... mach 3 razors with some shaving gel thing

 

[hindy111]

No ... mach 3 razors with some shaving gel thing

I want too take you BBS
Just try it. Its like a ritual.

 

[Twizzle]

Sharapova has the yips.

she has really nice yips

 

[Bazal]

Too much f**king effort

That's precisely why I have a beard. Trim it back once a month or so, job done.

 

[hindy111]

That's precisely why I have a beard. Trim it back once a month or so, job done.

Some people eat 2 min noodles for same reason.
Just saying....

 

[Bazal]

Some people eat 2 min noodles for same reason.
Just saying....

If I'm going to cut corners, it's going to be on something like shaving my face, not on actual enjoyable things.

Plus shaving cream irritates me, and coupled with the rash from that and the bare face, without a beard I look like a 15 year old. And a beard covers some of how rough my head is. Easy choice in the end.

 

[84 Baby]

Babby bum smoothe.....

New shaving tecnhique. I start with a hot shower to soften the skin. Followed by a pat dry with a nice fluffy towel.
Then I procede with some shaving cream applied from a bowl with a brush. I choose a honeybadger hair brush. It's premium.
First I go with the grain. After each stroke I wash the razor under the constant running hot water.
Second I wash face, re apply the cream and shave across the grain using same method. One stroke rinse balde repeat.
Third as above with face wash, cream application and then against grain. This time you must take it gentle. Let the razor do the work for you.
Once done wash face properly and I apply a little moisturiser.

BBS achieved

 

[Eelogical]

That's precisely why I have a beard. Trim it back once a month or so, job done.

 

[Gronk]

Beards and linen shirts are back in Mr Grace.