Autumn 2019

[Haffa]

Stalkros.

He’s watching you shopping in Rebel Sport!!

 

[lockyno1]

Parra need Ben Currie, Darren weir or Ben Smith to take over as coach immediately.

Get the jiggers ready!

 

[hineyrulz]

He’s watching you shopping in Rebel Sport!!

Stalkros is worse than Stewie Shatters.

 

[Shark62]

Stalkros is worse than Stewie Shatters.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

The great Nobu running this weekend,what a treat

 

[Sphagnum]

The great Nobu running this weekend,what a treat

Dutchess of lennox got beaten by walking teo last week. Not a good reference for the nobu form.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Dutchess of lennox got beaten by walking teo last week. Not a good reference for the nobu form.

I read this as "Haynetrain,Nobu is the next Gunsynd bruh,well done picking this horse out from the trials"

 

[lockyno1]

Tom Melbourne $2.20 Favourite At Eagle Farm lol

 

[Lemon Squash]

I hope Damion Flower gets into the Parra sheds before the game to give the boys a rev up.

 

[lockyno1]

I hope Damion Flower gets into the Parra sheds before the game to give the boys a rev up.

Get Weir to bring the jiggers

 

[Lemon Squash]

Mandurah dogs are on!!! time for Lemon to drown his sorrows.

I’m no scientist but I think there is a direct correlation between being an alcoholic gambler and being an Eels supporter

 

[Sphagnum]

Mandurah dogs are on!!! time for Lemon to drown his sorrows.

I’m no scientist but I think there is a direct correlation between being an alcoholic gambler and being an Eels supporter

Sounds like science to me.

You left out degenerate and mouth breather though

 

[lockyno1]

At least even Tom Melbourne can't be as bad as Parramatta!

 

[lockyno1]

I’m chips in Tommy though! If he doesn’t win this...

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Tom Melbourne is an ugly horse

 

[to_ddeath]

I’m gonna be on about 3-4 in the Kingsford Smith and will still miss the winner completely no doubt.

 

[lockyno1]

Guess what everyone, it's had a break, but Locky's Caviar is BACK!

I know you missed this, back by popular demand....

Flemington

Race 1: St Edwards Crown and Miami Bound (back both around $6)
Race 2: Orcein EW, and Adversary EW (both at $9.50 ish)
Race 3: Yousay Bolt, I'm Telling Ya and Celtic Blast (main stake on Celtic Blast)
Race 4: Another Dollar
Race 5: Shamal Lass and Articratic Lass EW
Race 6: Sir Pippin, Steathy Lucas, and Dark Pearl EW
Race 7: Milwakee, Swift Sis, and Divine Quality EW
Race 8: Surprise Baby (BEST BET)
Race 9: Tequilla Time, Beers With Clint, and Really Swish EW (all double figures)

Multi: Another Dollar (place), Surprise Baby, Tom Melbourne (place), Reloaded (place), Creativity (R2 morphettville) @$7-8

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

My punting has been diabolical lately.

But today, I am Gloria Estefan and I am turning this beat around.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Guess what everyone, it's had a break, but Locky's Caviar is BACK!

I know you missed this, back by popular demand....

Flemington

Race 1: St Edwards Crown and Miami Bound (back both around $6)
Race 2: Orcein EW, and Adversary EW (both at $9.50 ish)
Race 3: Yousay Bolt, I'm Telling Ya and Celtic Blast (main stake on Celtic Blast)
Race 4: Another Dollar
Race 5: Shamal Lass and Articratic Lass EW
Race 6: Sir Pippin, Steathy Lucas, and Dark Pearl EW
Race 7: Milwakee, Swift Sis, and Divine Quality EW
Race 8: Surprise Baby (BEST BET)
Race 9: Tequilla Time, Beers With Clint, and Really Swish EW (all double figures)

Multi: Another Dollar (place), Surprise Baby, Tom Melbourne (place), Reloaded (place), Creativity (R2 morphettville) @$7-8

Finally!

After a couple of weeks missing, Locky enters the Punters Forum and spunks his much anticipated “Caviars” hither and yon, like a betting bukkake extravaganza.

Hopefully, these are not the tips that John West rejects!

 

[lockyno1]

My punting has been diabolical lately.

But today, I am Gloria Estefan and I am turning this beat around.

You will win today