Game Day vs Broncos

[coolumsharkie]

This. Chad seems to always escape the criticism. I'm reading everywhere they lost by goal kicks, yeah well guess who the goal kicker was. It was a pathetic display.

Yep Chad (your boyfriend) had a shit day with the boot but at least he didn't cat it like our 2 superstars.

 

[Craigshark]

Did Johnson make or even attempt one tackle when he lead the chase on the kick chase? He seriously looks like he’s scared of contact/to tackle front on?

 

[Thick Skinned Shark]

Jokes on you merkins

I had to go to a BBQ for my wife’s work yesterday.

I was the only one driving.

I left home about 12 ....via Miranda fair.
I did about 5 laps in shit traffic waiting for her to just ( pop in to pick up a cake).

So there I was stone cold sober with about 9 screaming kids playing f**king hide and seek ...apparently under my chair being the only spot to hide.

The chick who’s house it was said no tv!

So I’m checking nrl ap on my phone.
Imagine my surprise when I looked to see we’d blown that beautiful lead .

Meanwhile my missus and everyone except me have decided to drink every single thing in joint.

I told her I wanted to go home about 7.30

It’s now 11pm
We are the last people there.
Red wine f**king everywhere
They all looked like vampires.
They’re all crying and talking utter shit.

Finally I get them out of there and they make me drive through maccas at taren point.

She’s blind spilling shit everywhere.
Rag doll in the front seat.

Get home
Bang ! she’s out cold - no thankyou root.
Kids won’t go to bed - why would they, they’ve just had McDonald’s at 11.30pm.

Finally I get into bed and lay awake for hours worrying about shit.

But...I knew I had a better night than you merkin who watched that game.

This post made my morning - Made me forget for a minute how shit my teams going!

 

[Mr Angry]

He's been one of our best

Yeah sure, as it is about him.

Cancer.

 

[toomuchsoup]

Jokes on you merkins

I had to go to a BBQ for my wife’s work yesterday.

I was the only one driving.

I left home about 12 ....via Miranda fair.
I did about 5 laps in shit traffic waiting for her to just ( pop in to pick up a cake).

So there I was stone cold sober with about 9 screaming kids playing f**king hide and seek ...apparently under my chair being the only spot to hide.

The chick who’s house it was said no tv!

So I’m checking nrl ap on my phone.
Imagine my surprise when I looked to see we’d blown that beautiful lead .

Meanwhile my missus and everyone except me have decided to drink every single thing in joint.

I told her I wanted to go home about 7.30

It’s now 11pm
We are the last people there.
Red wine f**king everywhere
They all looked like vampires.
They’re all crying and talking utter shit.

Finally I get them out of there and they make me drive through maccas at taren point.

She’s blind spilling shit everywhere.
Rag doll in the front seat.

Get home
Bang ! she’s out cold - no thankyou root.
Kids won’t go to bed - why would they, they’ve just had McDonald’s at 11.30pm.

Finally I get into bed and lay awake for hours worrying about shit.

But...I knew I had a better night than you merkin who watched that game.

Jesus Christ. That is my own personal hell. My condolences

 

[carcharias]

Jesus Christ. That is my own personal hell. My condolences

Got given butter knives to cut the toughest steak ever dished up too.

 

[toomuchsoup]

Got given butter knives to cut the toughest steak ever dished up too.

Jeez, just when you think it can’t get any worse

 

[carcharias]

Jeez, just when you think it can’t get any worse

Did I mention I was busting to do a shit for the last 3 or so hours?

 

[Quicksilver]

Did I mention I was busting to do a shit for the last 3 or so hours?

Should have warned the missus that you’d be making full use of the amenities if you don’t leave within the next 20 minutes.

Hopefully the Dunny is near the entertaining area.

 

[carcharias]

Should have warned the missus that you’d be making full use of the amenities if you don’t leave within the next 20 minutes.

Hopefully the Dunny is near the entertaining area.

I never shit away from a home ground advantage .

 

[MilkShark]

I still haven't watched the game but just watched the final 30 seconds to see if they got boo'd off the field and yep they sure did!

 

[Card Shark]

Bang ! she’s out cold - no thankyou root.

Well it’s not Thursday!

 

[Mr Angry]

I still haven't watched the game but just watched the final 30 seconds to see if they got boo'd off the field and yep they sure did!

Well you boo cancer, except for braindead people.

 

[Craigshark]

Well you boo cancer, except for braindead people.

Nah mate, we’re the geniuss with no idea. He tried really, really hard. That’s the main thing. ‍

 

[Mr Angry]

He try hard like Darius........

What a man Morris is, putting up with egomaniacs.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Jokes on you merkins

I had to go to a BBQ for my wife’s work yesterday.

I was the only one driving.

I left home about 12 ....via Miranda fair.
I did about 5 laps in shit traffic waiting for her to just ( pop in to pick up a cake).

So there I was stone cold sober with about 9 screaming kids playing f**king hide and seek ...apparently under my chair being the only spot to hide.

The chick who’s house it was said no tv!

So I’m checking nrl ap on my phone.
Imagine my surprise when I looked to see we’d blown that beautiful lead .

Meanwhile my missus and everyone except me have decided to drink every single thing in joint.

I told her I wanted to go home about 7.30

It’s now 11pm
We are the last people there.
Red wine f**king everywhere
They all looked like vampires.
They’re all crying and talking utter shit.

Finally I get them out of there and they make me drive through maccas at taren point.

She’s blind spilling shit everywhere.
Rag doll in the front seat.

Get home
Bang ! she’s out cold - no thankyou root.
Kids won’t go to bed - why would they, they’ve just had McDonald’s at 11.30pm.

Finally I get into bed and lay awake for hours worrying about shit.

But...I knew I had a better night than you merkin who watched that game.

This is my favourite post of the year

 

[M2D2]

Nah mate, we’re the geniuss with no idea. He tried really, really hard. That’s the main thing. ‍

Correct.

 

[ghoti]

I never shit away from a home ground advantage .

I thrive under a challenge, an away game brings the best out of me

 

[Generalzod]

Just imagine if we hadn’t won a premiership lol

 

[shadowboxer]

Just imagine if we hadn’t won a premiership lol

Exactly - silver lining. Not many games goes by since 2016 that I don’t toast the powers that be to allow us that privilege. Some on here act like they jumped on the bandwagon post 2016 - imagine being following them since “homicide” was on the black and white TV and birds were frothing over Leonard Teale