2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[WaznTheGreat]

These two teams are so bad at batting that we were freaking out when they were a measly 0/27 LOL

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Safe as houses Smiffy, never in doubt

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Denly got out because he was trying to get on strike to face Veggie breath

 

[King hit]

Pommy crowd seems to be quiet. Sounds like the poms have up and left

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I don't understand how a county of a billion people can't produce one person who can stand in the sun for 8 hours and do better than Wilson.

Those taxis aren't going to drive themselves

 

[hineyrulz]

Shittle showing great control.


How the f**k hasn’t Shittle been taken to the knackery yet??

 

[Hutty1986]

Poms in the dressing room have all padded up. Even the undead bloke on the sex offenders list is absolutely aching to have a hit against Shittle

 

[VictoryFC]

Pommy crowd seems to be quiet. Sounds like the poms have up and left

Got it on mute personally, so very quiet indeed. Can't stand listening to them cheer every run.

 

[Matt23]

Why the f*ck is Shittle playing, Did the gnome give a reason, or were we just feeling charitable?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

God made Peter Siddle out of KFC wifi,he's so slow

 

[_snafu_]

f**king Siddle

 

[Bazal]

Shittle showing great control.


How the f**k hasn’t Shittle been taken to the knackery yet??

They wouldn't have him.

 

[hineyrulz]

79 miles an hour lol.


f**k this Vegan Mong off.

 

[hineyrulz]

God made Peter Siddle out of KFC wifi,he's so slow

LOL!!

And cheap.

 

[Eelectrica]

I'm so glad we dropped Starc for Siddle. Toss the ball to Marsh. He couldn't so much worse.

 

[VictoryFC]

I'm so glad we dropped Starc for Siddle. Toss the ball to Marsh. He couldn't so much worse.

Yeah, load management is a crock of shit. Just pick the best bowlers and if one of them goes down, you bring in the next best.

 

[Pete Cash]

Siddle is bowling way too short ..... gotta drag Root forward and have him driving in no mans land

 

[69-05-41]

If the Marshtard came in to replace Joel Wilson it would still be a downgrade.

Looking forward to the Marshmallow running out Smith then digging in for a solid 9 to guarantee his spot for the summer.

So much for wanting to win the series.

 

[Eelectrica]

Yeah, load management is a crock of shit. Just pick the best bowlers and if one of them goes down, you bring in the next best.

Starc must be exhausted after that one test.

 

[Rocky_Da_Rooster]

Root well on his way to a big hundred. Stupid decision to bowl first on traditional the best batting deck in the country. Highway root 66..