2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Sans Souci Sainter]

I’m interested in seeing Smith get another double century and Joe Root disputing his middle stump cartwheeling behind him.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Just skimming through our current batting stats for this series:

Warner 84 runs @ 9.33
Harris 49 runs @ 9.80
Bancroft 44 runs @ 11
Khawaja 122 runs @ 20.33
Paine 158 runs @ 22.57
Wade 220 runs @ 24.44
Head 191 runs @ 27.28

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Lasagne 339 runs @ 56.5

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Smith 730 runs @ 146

Really hammers home how absolutely f**king disgraceful that top seven have been. Should be forced to find a people smuggler and get on one of their rickety ass boats one to get back to Aus

 

[Pete Cash]

Just skimming through our current batting stats for this series:

Warner 84 runs @ 9.33
Harris 49 runs @ 9.80
Bancroft 44 runs @ 11
Khawaja 122 runs @ 20.33
Paine 158 runs @ 22.57
Wade 220 runs @ 24.44
Head 191 runs @ 27.28

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Lasagne 339 runs @ 56.5

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Smith 730 runs @ 146

Really hammers home how absolutely f**king disgraceful that top seven have been. Should be forced to find a people smuggler and get on one of their rickety ass boats one to get back to Aus

Its a miracle we have retained the ashes. I keep saying it but just have a look at those numbers. We have failed in England since 2001 and i bet we have had much better series with the bat across the team comparatively

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Its a miracle we have retained the ashes. I keep saying it but just have a look at those numbers. We have failed in England since 2001 and i bet we have had much better series with the bat across the team comparatively

How's this:

A top 6 of

Warner
Harris
Bancroft
Khawaja
Head
Wade

Have collectively played 41 innings in this series.

Smith is currently on his 6th, 21 runs ahead of all of them put together (and counting, of course)

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

That Warner guy that looks like he’s never played cricket before? Can’t score runs for love nor money?

 

[jargan83]

Mitch Marsh you potato

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

f**king moron. Knew exactly where he was hitting too

 

[BunniesMan]

Grade cricket standard bat. He either makes the team as a number 8 or he doesn't make the team at all. They've tried to turn him into a Ben Stokes for years and it just will not happen. He doesn't have it.

 

[some11]

Archer bowling dross, our batsmen obliging him.

Rubbish.

 

[Matt23]

More shit batting, making Archer look better then he is.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Bunch of T20 spastics. Look at our calendar and all you see is meaningless T20 series' one after the other.

Perfect for unskilled AFL loving merkins like Darsh with his useless f**king levers and fat merkins like Aaron Finch

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Worse than Indians appealing here.

Desperation.

 

[mattyg]

What did Joe Burns or Patterson ever do wrong??
It’s so frustrating how we’ve been losing some of our wickets this series. Thank f**k for smith

 

[Jason Maher]

What is the point of either Marsh brother?

 

[some11]

Nice one root you f**king lesbian.

 

[Jason Maher]

Smiffy now making rubbish balls look good. Thank f**k they dropped it.

 

[BunniesMan]

Well going by Smith's average in this series, that drop is worth about 100 runs.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

@ROOOT

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

LOL the f**k was Stokes trying to do there

 

[some11]

Archer will get 5 here yet somehow Mitchell Marsh bowled better. What does that say about our batting.

Need a tail ender to get a 50 to make up for Buttlers innings.