2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[butchmcdick]

Warner should get Stuart tattooed on his torso

Broad is too tall

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

That has to be the end of Warner's test career. He has no goodwill left. Stuff him.

Put him on a couple of Aussie pitches, score a couple hundreds, secure for the next 5 years.

Besides "He's not out of form, just out of runs".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Smith's footwork is so crap. It just makes no sense that he is any good at this game. Let alone the best bat of his generation.

Well I think we've found one of our openers.

 

[jargan83]

You think Broad will talk about warner the same way Warne talks about Culinan ?

Wouldn’t have thought so

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wadey, Bison, Paine in next.

I'm very confident we can last til tea

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Just 350 to go!

 

[some11]

Tune in to see our openers Labu and Smith.

Bat all day boys.

 

[8Ball]

Our openers are so bad that I reckon we should pick Shaun Marsh

 

[yobbo84]

Sam Curran will be a pretty handy test cricketer once he goes through puberty.

 

[Eelectrica]

Our openers are so bad that I reckon we should pick Shaun Marsh

And this is what we've come to. Yearning for the days of a Marsh.

Pretty sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.

 

[Eelectrica]

This is going to be a short day.

 

[aussies1st]

GG

 

[mozza91]

Is it in the rules that the 3rd umpire has to use the phrase ‘let’s rock and roll it’ when making a decision?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Probably need a gritty 130 from Wade here.

 

[Matt23]

Midway through the second session at best, on another note how C*ntish have the crowds been this series, boundaries by us have been met with silence etc

 

[Hutty1986]

Out to the zombie pedo. An embarrassing end to a strong series from Labuchampagne

 

[Eelectrica]

Everyone loves Wade. Just wanting to have a chat with the great man.

Good to see.

 

[TheFrog]

Who can stick with the master?

 

[JamesRustle]

Midway through the second session at best, on another note how C*ntish have the crowds been this series, boundaries by us have been met with silence etc

Would have liked to have seen an Aussie in the crowd holding a banner that reads "Great knock in Bristol, Stokesy".

 

[some11]

Tune in to see our openers Labu and Smith.

Bat all day boys.

And its gone.