Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

They would obviously wash and shave it first. That would keep its weight down.

How would you cook it?
I reckon dipped in egg and battered then deep fried.

 

[hindy111]

 

[Bazal]

They would obviously wash and shave it first. That would keep its weight down.

I would imagine they also do peeled and unpeeled.

 

[Bazal]

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Well that's actually very efficient. It even comes with a ready-made hole to shove the skewer into

 

[Bandwagon]

They would obviously wash and shave it first. That would keep its weight down.

Would they remove the cheese?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Would they remove the cheese?

If they wanted it under 250 grams they could scrape plenty of stuff off it.

 

[Bandwagon]

If they wanted it under 250 grams they could scrape plenty of stuff off it.

But double quarter pounders come with cheese.

 

[84 Baby]

But double quarter pounders come with cheese.

Why the f**k didn’t they call it a half pounder @Happy MEel

 

[hineyrulz]

I thought this was a children friendly forum??? This is all so vulgar!!

 

[Happy MEel]

Why the f**k didn’t they call it a half pounder @Happy MEel

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

[84 Baby]

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

At least the 2 quarters pounder

 

[Gronk]

When the universe say no, it means NO!

 

[parra pete]

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy
stopped giving milk. So the town folk found
they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.

It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots
of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to
get more cows, so they'd never have to worry
about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow,
but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away. No matter what
approach the bull tried, the cow would move
away from the bull, and he was never able
to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to
go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi,
who was very wise, to tell him what was
happening and to ask his advice. "Whenever
the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves
away. If he approaches from the back, she
moves forward. When he approaches her
from the front, she backs off. If he attempts
it from the one side, she walks away to the
other side."

The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully
and pondered this before asking, "Did you by
chance, buy this cow in Sicily?"

The people were dumbfounded since no one
had ever mentioned that they had brought the
cow over from Sicily."You are truly a wise
veterinarian," they said. "How did you know
that we got the cow from Sicily?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife is from Sicily.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When the universe say no, it means NO!

She has dreadful teeth.

 

[84 Baby]

She has dreadful teeth.

Those are the autopsy photos!

 

[parra pete]

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it.

He phones the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."

The operator asks, "is it tickin?, Paddy says "No I tink it's beef"

 

[strider]

I went to Gary Beach today ... not that impressive tbh

(Ok it might have had slightly different spelling)

 

[Bazal]

I went to Gary Beach today ... not that impressive tbh

(Ok it might have had slightly different spelling)

Gary Bitch?

 

[TheParraboy]

hall v gallan

who wins?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I went to Gary Beach today ... not that impressive tbh

(Ok it might have had slightly different spelling)

We keep the real Gary Beach (with proper spelling) a secret to avoid it being inhabitated by deadshits.