Manase Fainu

[KOMORI]

The “alleged” stupidity of NRL players just got lower...

- is injured and has arm in a sling
- goes to a church dance
- brings a knife
- gets into a fight
- stabs someone
... combining all the above: Injured player with arm in a sling goes to a church dance and stabs someone.

Such an absurd headline that I don’t think any NRL journo could even think of such a situation after smoking some happy greens.

I think that “allegedly” is still a thing, and innocence until proven guilty still at the heart of the legal system bloke... except the “arm in sling” part. That’s a definite!

I’m just glad that Toddles doesn’t have jurisdictional powers, with his wonderful policy of assuming guilt and being the sole judge henceforth..

 

[Mr Angry]

No, but I want one

Like was not enough.

I did lol, really.

Love it.

 

[Mr Angry]

Knives...ppffffftt.

 

[Lambretta]

The “alleged” stupidity of NRL players just got lower...

- is injured and has arm in a sling
- goes to a church dance
- brings a knife
- gets into a fight
- stabs someone
... combining all the above: Injured player with arm in a sling goes to a church dance and stabs someone.

Such an absurd headline that I don’t think any NRL journo could even think of such a situation after smoking some happy greens.

Having smoked plenty of happy greens, I can attest that writing anything coherent after is pretty much not happening

Which explains the career of a certain quoter of Jarryd Haynes mum and whatever "news" the player agents feed him this week

 

[2 weeks]

Straight to the NRL Chess Championship for this young man.

 

[THE CHAMP]

Straight to the NRL Chess Championship for this young man.

He’ll never find them this idiot couldn’t spell NRL

 

[tumbidragon]

He’ll never find them this idiot couldn’t spell NRL

Insert McBain meme...

 

[RHYTHM AND STEALTH]

My daughter goes to school with a couple of his cousins who were at the dance, she said Manase had history with the guy he stabbed. Apparantly Manase got a hiding from the guy a few months prior.

 

[mozza91]

Knives...ppffffftt.

I’d shoot on her if you catch my drift.


If you don’t I’m referring to my penis.

 

[Fufu Andronez]

We all forgotten about this kid already?

He still in jail?

 

[AJB1102]

He still in jail?

Denied bail. Unless he snuck out and no one has noticed yet I'd guess so.

 

[myrrh ken]

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...g/news-story/0920c861414cf8b7643dc2aefa5fb614

"As close to murder as you can get"

Straight to the broncos?

 

[Fufu Andronez]

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...g/news-story/0920c861414cf8b7643dc2aefa5fb614

"As close to murder as you can get"

Straight to the broncos?

but here..have bail

 

[Generalzod]

Oh well nothing to see here.

 

[carcharias]

Greenberg cough up the bail money?

 

[Mr Angry]

Greenberg cough up the bail money?

Well violence is well, just a boy thing.

No bad taste photo, no weed.

Just knives, all good.

 

[Generalzod]

Well violence is well, just a boy thing.

No bad taste photo, no weed.

Just knives, all good.

 

[jc155776]

Granted strict bail after at least three witnesses saw him take his sling off, stab a merkin then run off putting his sling back on. Pretty decent identification unless he’s got a twin also wearing a sling at the church dance.

 

[gerg]

I guess with a clipped wing in a sling, he's not a flight risk?

 

[Tiger5150]

Well violence is well, just a boy thing.

No bad taste photo, no weed.

Just knives, all good.

.Angry, you've said this in 37 different threads. Im not arguing against you, but which bad taste photo are you talking about?