1st Test: Australia v Pakistan at Gabba, Nov 21-25 2019

[typicalfan]

What a ball....

 

[hineyrulz]

What an absolute jaffer. These last two overs have just made Paine look even more stupid.

 

[jargan83]

Can he take Paine to the shops with him???

I bet that Tim Paine's passenger seat chat is as shit as his chat behind the stumps.

 

[mave]

That's unplayable.
What a ball

 

[hineyrulz]

I bet that Tim Paine's passenger seat chat is as shit as his chat behind the stumps.

He’d probably tell King hit he smells nice.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

16 year old batting in a Test match, when I was 16 I was at timezone trying to win enough tickets to win a Mario bros key ring

 

[Eelectrica]

Warner and Burns are really hoping a wicket doesn't fall right now.

 

[jargan83]

16 year old batting in a Test match, when I was 16 I was at timezone trying to win enough tickets to win a Mario bros key ring

Did you win enough tickets?

 

[jargan83]

Put it on his stumps ffs

 

[mave]

Can Warne stop saying "ooohhhh" every f**king ball.

 

[hineyrulz]

Warnie is trying to groom this kid.

 

[jargan83]

Naseem tried to hit that one to Hawaii

 

[hineyrulz]

Raise rate bat young fella.

 

[typicalfan]

Call that a late fine off leg sweep.

 

[mave]

Call that a late fine off leg sweep.

With the back of the bat.

Quality effort.

 

[simmo1]

They should just declare and have a bowl. Can't see them adding more than 5-10 batting on.

 

[Eelectrica]

I think when the clock strikes 5.20 we'll see some bowling at the stumps.

 

[hineyrulz]

Shot!!!

 

[typicalfan]

Those stumps must be microscopic, can't hit them.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Did you win enough tickets?

Nah, only got enough for a red whistle