1st Test D/N: Australia v NZ at Perth, Dec 12-16 2019

[franklin2323]

Yes, brilliant...

Or could be a good toss to win, shit house Strayan weather means pitch ages quickly, bowling in the evening, and as a collective Starc, Cummins and Lyons >> Southee, Wagner, and Santner?

Who knows, regardless we're in the shit... only upside is we'll fight hard and you're likely a bowler down... and for the next two tests we'll hopefully have Boult... downside is we're apparently committed to Raval like you were to Warner in England... problem is even Warner in England is better than Jeet anywhere...

I know Brownlie's an old man now, but they really should have brought him for this series - all we can do know is persist with him, or ask Blundell or Watling to open... at the moment Williamson is effectively opening

This will be a draw here given how it played out NZ will be happy with that

 

[JJ]

This will be a draw here given how it played out NZ will be happy with that

Draw is the an excellent outcome for us from here - seems unlikely atm though

 

[mozza91]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen Starc bowl this well red ball cricket. Warne will be filthy.

 

[franklin2323]

Draw is the an excellent outcome for us from here - seems unlikely atm though

Starc is normally poor with the older ball. Throw in extreme heat. The part time spinners. Every chance still batting come night session

 

[Meth]

These curators are amazing. Theuy really are.

Flick a switch and NZ bat on a beast of a deck. Startlingly good groundsmanship

JJ's got you all shook

 

[hineyrulz]

Starc is normally poor with the older ball. Throw in extreme heat. The part time spinners. Every chance still batting come night session

Yeah I reckon the Kiiws got dis!!

 

[JJ]

Yeah I reckon the Kiiws got dis!!

The Black Knight from The Search for the Holy Grail comes to mind...

 

[typicalfan]

This won't be an easy bowling session first up. I can see Taylor getting a 100 and Watling being hard to dislodge.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hazelwood breaking down is a nightmare.

Selector 1: 'we need an allrounder so that this never happens again'

Selector 2: 'we need a medium pace allrounder'

Langer & Selectors: 'we need Mitch Marsh'

 

[Mr Angry]

Some batsmen are fantastic to watch, some bowlers so fast, some so wily, but the way the best fielders can catch.....you cannot teach that, few take that catch Smith took, very f**king few.

 

[franklin2323]

Yeah I reckon the Kiiws got dis!!

They won’t win given their bowling situation but I can see them batting atleast the 1st 2 sessions. Australia will want 350 before declaring so leaves the last day to bat out to not lose

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Christ on a bike, Fleming, Brayshaw, Slater and Hodge - has there ever been a bigger collection of mongs?

 

[2 weeks]

Heatwave conditions in Perth for this test, so Warney brushes going there in fear that his face will melt off.

 

[2 weeks]

Shaun Kenny Paine

 

[mozza91]

Paine the useless gronk.

 

[JJ]

f**k me Luteru

 

[Twizzle]

Paine took his eyes off the ball there, he was looking at the stumps

 

[King hit]

Christ on a bike, Fleming, Brayshaw, Slater and Hodge - has there ever been a bigger collection of mongs?

Ugh Brad Hodge the vicmongs will be crying instantly

 

[hineyrulz]

Paine is a poo face.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Christ on a bike, Fleming, Brayshaw, Slater and Hodge - has there ever been a bigger collection of mongs?

How about hineyrulz, haynetrain, AG, 2weeks and hutty1986 in the cricket forum?