What will the NRL look like in 50 years time?

[wibble]

Assuming the singularity hasn't destroyed us all or transformed us in to completely different beings....

We will all play rugby league, full contact, old school style.

Eye gouges, spear tackles, chicken wings, you name it. It will all be legal, and good fun.

Concussion will be a goal, not something to worry about.

Then after a relaxing game we'll download our consciousness to another body and try something else a bit more adventurous. Gladiator fights? Try being eaten by dinosaurs? Mass orgy in the vacuum of space? Who knows?

 

[Usain Bolt]

Be hardly any white guys left playing

 

[kdalymc]

Hooefully the logo is better

 

[Marshall_magic]

Tackling will be banned because people get hurt.
Running will be banned in case someone trips over.
The Roosters and Storm will appear in 30 grand finals apiece, with their incredible junior nurseries allowing them to stay under he cap with quality players.
Billy Slater will win the Wally Lewis medal in his 80s.

 

[BadnMean]

Tigers finish 9th.

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

Huawei will sponsor the bunker and send 15G signals back to the mothership in China every time sometime in the stands calls the video referee a merkin head. This person will then be flown to Shanghai and have their left nut cut off and/or right tit

Bali will have a team, and play out of the potato head rehab centre. 5 jugs of sangria and snake bite will be served to each player before kick off and the games constantly end prematurely due to bouncers fly kicking players who leave the field of play

98% of Souths fans will still be glue sniffers

 

[Crazyperpman]

Penrith Premiership winning halfback

 

[Sphagnum]

I wonder how many spoons parra will have by then. Thousands probably

 

[kdalymc]

Penrith Premiership winning halfback

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no way that jersey is from 2070, not enough sponsors, NRL logo is still shit, milk wont exist etc etc

 

[MugaB]

no way that jersey is from 2070, not enough sponsors, NRL logo is still shit, milk wont exist etc etc

Milk will exist, itll be blue, and itll come from that weird star wars cow, that luke was drinking straight from the teet