2020 NRL Nines February 14-15

[Poupou Escobar]

Bad luck guys but Parramatta didn’t play very well & tend to choke in finals matches so I wasn’t surprised. Mitchell Moses looked devo, it was like he’d lost a Grand Final.

He's passionate. That's part of why he's the reigning Dally M halfback.

 

[Noise]

How seriously did we take it? That semi final team had plenty of reserve graders in it.

Pou doesn't think we took the tournament very seriously because we had reserve graders in the squad

I'm sure we took it seriously.

Wait, no, Pou does think we took the tournament seriously despite having reserve graders in the squad.

 

[hineyrulz]

Because Toddy felt that taking our wooden spoon of us wasn't a punishment

What's Gidley's value on the knights cap?

And now we are a Powerhouse.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Not the best way to finish, but we did score that one awesome try.

Ah well, on to the season proper now. Can’t wait!

But was it worth it?
That kick by Taka will probably earn him the 14 jumper for the season plus a 2 year contract extension.

 

[parra pete]

We will see my young friend, we will see. I hope they go well this year, I supported the Eels until my mid teens. There was no hope for them in the late 80’s & early 90’s so I started supporting the Dragons.

and there is hope with the Dragons?? Eels 'own' the merge..Eleven wins in past 12 meetings in games played for NRL points....

 

[Gazzamatta]

They don’t, why do they call you Gazzamatta?

It means "he who supports perfection" in Italian. Notice it ends in a vowel? Kinda fits dont ya reckon?

 

[Mr Parramatta]

They didn't choke though. Just like any team that wins a comp they had a bit of luck. The idea of choking is nonsense. Just because you lose an elimination match doesn't mean you choked. In a close one it just means you were unlucky.

We are often on the wrong end of close games.

 

[Bazal]

Afternoon gents, you had your Nines title stripped because you took a team their that was over the cap. Just like Melbourne fans trying to claim their titles that were stripped.

But the most important thing right now is, have you got a tattoo on your penis?

 

[Gary Gutful]

But the most important thing right now is, have you got a tattoo on your penis?

...and is it stinky?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Pou doesn't think we took the tournament very seriously because we had reserve graders in the squad

Wait, no, Pou does think we took the tournament seriously despite having reserve graders in the squad.

Quantitative comment, meet qualitative comment.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If Moses was actually the best halfback why didn’t he play origin or represent Australia in the number 7?

Because it's impossible to dislodge the incumbent unless they're injured or their rep team loses.

 

[hindy111]

...and is it stinky?

He could have a foreskin and smegma has built up

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He could have a foreskin and smegma has built up

That is all speculation.

 

[TheParraboy]

They were disqualified due to Salary cap breaches, it doesn’t count for anything.

We won a title under Smith

 

[Bazal]

...and is it stinky?

I bet it smells like cat pee

 

[Gary Gutful]

I bet it smells like cat pee

and dragon feces.

 

[Bazal]

and dragon feces.

More likely to smell like Bronco sphincter.

Isn't that right @Stinky

 

[Gronk]

 

[84 Baby]

Will still somehow manage to be leading the comp after 10 rounds, extend Mary’s contract and then turn to shit and finish 10th

 

[Eelogical]

He could have a foreskin and smegma has built up

Herbert Adams chocolate doughnut, most likely.