Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Twizzle]

the merkin should be stripped of his gold medals

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

No, he gets to keep the medals. They just put an asterisk next to his name.

 

[84 Baby]

...and that's why you are a mincer!

That’d be the last reason why I’m a mincer

 

[Eelogical]

That actually looks pretty good.

It is. Excellent view of the Snowy Mtns as well.

 

[hindy111]

Hilarious...

It is. They just sit around drink coffee and bag people for their deficiencies.

 

[hindy111]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I was at St Mary's cafe and the waitresses where talking about where they get it done.
Ok I am just going to say it. It makes them look like trannies. Especially accompanied with these fake tits. That or a clown.

I'd much prefer someone aging gracefully and appreciating the fact they are alive.

 

[hindy111]

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

I loved this joke.

 

[hindy111]

That seems like a rather heavy sentence for such a minor theft. What kind of calendar?

Aboriginal

 

[hindy111]

Joke? I thought you were informing us of a rather strange theft

I stole a calendar once from my uncles shed.
It didn't last 30days let alone the whole year. Ahhhhhh Miss June

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I was at St Mary's cafe and the waitresses where talking about where they get it done.
Ok I am just going to say it. It makes them look like trannies. Especially accompanied with these fake tits. That or a clown.

I'd much prefer someone aging gracefully and appreciating the fact they are alive.

What was the name of this cafe?

 

[hindy111]

What was the name of this cafe?

Cassandras

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Cassandras

Thanks mate

 

[hindy111]

Thanks mate

Wna meet there? I go on my own

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wna meet there? I go on my own

We could take turns being a wingman.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why aren't we making our players breathe CO2 before games? FFS O'Neill!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why aren't we making our players breathe CO2 before games? FFS O'Neill!

Just send me the paper, merkin. I don't watch scienticians on Youtube.

 

[Gronk]

I was browsing a watch auction and look who signed the authenticity certificate. Can he be trusted ?

 

[hindy111]

I was browsing a watch auction and look who signed the authenticity certificate. Can he be trusted ?

What a merkin

 

[strider]

He comes from a long line of merkins