The off season junket has proved its worth. Our illustrious coach and leader with his footprint in everything as come up with the innovation of red and green table tennis paddles to show our captain when or when not to challenge a decision. So innovative they even put it to print.in the paper
You see he either wants to slow the game down to his pace or simply the players on the field themselves he won’t trust to make the right decision and cost him his job
A control freak with his footprints everywhere in the building
So the overseas junket has worked and worthwhile. God save our dragons from this brain dead rubbish. For those that are wondering red paddle must be for challenge and green to not to challenge or something similar. Mary will paint them ready for Round 1. Hope Cam or stand in captain is not colour blind.
Diversions & deflections as Mc Paddles finds another prop
- anything but confronting real coaching issues such as, let’s say, improving the 3 on-field essentials that generally mark the best teams:
1. Post contact metres (16th)
2. Tackle breaks (13th)
3. All run metres (13th)
Our 2019 rankings in brackets were twice as bad as in 2018, indicating a coach who’d lost the plot, the players & the intelligence to have recruited astutely & have in place the expected contingency plans for injuries & disruptions.
Our roster (carefully acquired by Waterboy over 6 laborious & fractious years) lacks penetration & creativity according the bare stats above?
McFail fails because of an unfortunate combination of extreme conservatism, low IQ & an ego that rejects any notion of accountability or responsibility for results.
An innovative, intelligent & creative coach’s team ranks well on measures relating to players having structural options when initial game plans need rapid on-field changes - also with teammates playing for each other, evident especially in defence, linespeed & support play.
In 2019 we had 1 player in the top 45 of linebreak assists & 1 for player in support (the uncoached-by-McWTF Corey Norman in both instances).
Only 1 player in the top 50 of post contact metres FFS (so much for coaching motivation).
X-factor has been systematically ground, selected & recruited out of our team.
Kick return metres? (13th)
Run metres? (13th)
In support? (13th)
Possession?(14th)
All of the above are critical, irrefutable, ongoing indices of Waterboy’s failure as a coach
His removal is priority No1 I would think -
by every professional measure available
