Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Avenger]

I had a merkin of a day. Just as I finished work this stupid dog walked up and pissed in my tool bag. All over my drill, tools and bag of chips I was planning to eat on the drive home.

Audi have ventilated seats. They’d dry that in an instance.

 

[hindy111]

If it makes you feel any worse I've been off work for two weeks!

I rather be working then home

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Close.

Arshdeep?

 

[Avenger]

Arshdeep?

Dragoljub.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The best type of lube!

 

[Bazal]

The best type of lube!

Tears?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Aggression

 

[Bazal]

I always cry aggressively...

 

[Gronk]

When old man @Gary Gutful wins the Nobel Prize.

 

[hindy111]

When old man @Gary Gutful wins the Nobel Prize.

Gary couldn't win a meat tray at the local rsl.

 

[Incorrect]

When old man @Gary Gutful wins the Nobel Prize.

He's good value Peter Doherty. I remember Roy and HG interviewing him on their Club Buggery TV show back in the 90's a while after he won the Nobel prize. Quite funny and very engaging.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary couldn't win a meat tray at the local rsl.

As if I'd hang out in an RSL with the unwashed masses.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Happy Mother's Day, merkins!

 

[Eelogical]

Gary couldn't win a meat tray at the local rsl.

They have to be open first before having a chance at winning a meat tray.

 

[Eelogical]

As if I'd hang out in an RSL with the unwashed masses.

Calamari at Armidale Ex-Servicemens Club back in February ring any bells?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Calamari at Armidale Ex-Servicemens Club back in February ring any bells?

That genuinely freaked me out for 5 seconds until I realised I probably posted about it on here.

 

[Eelogical]

That genuinely freaked me out for 5 seconds until I realised I probably posted about it on here.

6.5 out of 10 on the Gutometer. No wonder you forgot.

 

[hindy111]

My dad is so cheap he would sneak in bread rolls into the rsl to compliment his meal cause they would charge an extra $2.20

 

[hindy111]

That genuinely freaked me out for 5 seconds until I realised I probably posted about it on here.

Everyone loves calamari rings.

 

[hindy111]

Audi have ventilated seats. They’d dry that in an instance.

Well congratulations on the new purchase.
I hope it services you well and enjoy it.Thise heated seats would be great to keep take away warm.