1st T20: New Zealand v Australia at Christchurch Feb 22nd 2021

[_snafu_]

I read an article this morning containing the words “gun opening batsman” and “Martin Guptill” in the same sentence....to what depths has journalism sunk?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I think they meant “gunk” opening batsman...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Careful about criticising kiwis, posts tend to disappear

 

[hineyrulz]

Careful about criticising kiwis, posts tend to disappear

As long as Criticising Matty Wade is ok. That’s the main thing.

 

[Eelectrica]

Don't forget the stars of the Super Smash, is Anton Devcich playing?

Not officially, but he could be the Super secret High Octane player.

Comes in and bowls one over, but all he ever needs is one.

 

[TheParraboy]

Cant wait, I wish the game started at 10am

 

[TheParraboy]

kiwi time..

 

[JJ]

I read an article this morning containing the words “gun opening batsman” and “Martin Guptill” in the same sentence....to what depths has journalism sunk?

To be fair he used to go ok... with him and Finchy we’ve got the form players there, Clarke will be pleased

 

[JJ]

Don't forget the stars of the Super Smash, is Anton Devcich playing?

We’re saving him and George Worker for the big games...

 

[Patorick]

Got a baaad feeling about this game...

 

[shiznit]

I won’t be.

still haven’t watched 20 over total of T20

I’ll take anything at the moment...

I know it’s due to Covid but how the hell we can go from the first few days of Jan to the middle of Feb with no international cricket is f**king crazy IMO...

surely we could have scheduled an extra test VS WI and Pak or even bring Afghanistan or Bangladesh over or something... could have taken the games up north or over to Nelson or the Hawkes Bay...

The only thing we have in at the moment is f**king America’s cup...

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Can’t believe a hastily arranged 3 tests between Australia and NZ couldn’t have been arranged.

FFS CA

 

[Bazal]

Tests would be nice but not sure March over there is ideal.... especially for Merkins like us who see a green deck and piss ourselves

 

[_snafu_]

Tests would be nice but not sure March over there is ideal.... especially for Merkins like us who see a green deck and piss ourselves

And where a green deck means you cannot tell the pitch from the rest of the ground.

 

[Eelectrica]

I just hope I make it home in time to see the bat flip.

 

[shiznit]

I just hope I make it home in time to see the bat flip.

This is T20 so i think you mean the Super Coin Flip Extreme Maximum...

 

[Bazal]

This is T20 so i think you mean the Super Coin Flip Extreme Maximum...

The Lightning Flip Power Call!

 

[shiznit]

The Lightning Flip Power Call!

Your’s sounds way more 20/20 than mine...

 

[shiznit]

Jesus... who the f**k is the homeless looking dude on the mic and what did he do with Flem....

 

[mozza91]

4- Big Show
5- Big Stoin
6- The Bison

Lever overload. I’m gonna require a change of shorts.