Ten Commandments of WestsTigers

[macnaz]

1.Thou shall not win when considered favourites

2.Thou shall play poorly for a commemorative or memorial game

3.Thou shall be penalised for a bogus or obscure NRL rule

4.Thou shall play a struggling team into form

5.Thou shall provide a winless team their 1st victory

6.Thou shall be the team when the oppositions star players are back from injury

7.Thou shall be responsible for ensuring every negative NRL record is broken against us

8.Thou shall ensure no player in the team can run 100 metres in under 15 seconds

9.Thou shall ensure we have at least 5 flipper hand players

10. Thou shall over pay quality players to totally under perform for us

 

[macnaz]

I went back through older threads and some thoughts about our 10 commmandments and came up with these .
Please debate anything that should be added that over rules whats in the list , and also what order you feel is most appropriate to the list.

 

[macnaz]

Sad thing i guess will be that no one would even argue this list is in anyway untrue or erelevant

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Any opposing team player on debut shall score at least one try

 

[Ron's_Mate]

After any two good performances thou shall clock off and expect to win with zero effort.

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Thou shall sign at least one nuffie player who was unwanted at another club each season.

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Thou shall constantly remind your deluded fans that the world is a cruel and uncaring place, and that dreams don't come true.

 

[macnaz]

Thou shall constantly remind your deluded fans that the world is a cruel and uncaring place, and that dreams don't come true.

I think they actualy do the opposite and remind us year after year things will change

 

[Ozzi_78]

Thou shall ensure we are paying more than 1 coach at a time! (Are you still paying someone other than Benji?)

 

[TheDefinitionOfMadness]

Thou shall not win 3 games in a row

 

[Old Time Tiger]

After Commandment 1 or 2,
Thou shall invariably put in an outstanding performance against the competition favourites or leaders.


e.g. Penrith this week.

 

[simmo05]

Thou shall always let a try in just before and/or just after half time

 

[Nutz]

"Thou shall stand around laughing and chatting with the opposition after just being belted in a memorial game".....again!

 

[Nutz]

Thou must have a new team song every season until thou make the top eight

 

[Nutz]

Thou must not frighten or intimidate the opposition.

 

[Perth Tiger]

So Cleary due back this week

Haas and Reynolds due back next week sounds about right

 

[Nutz]

So Cleary due back this week

Haas and Reynolds due back next week sounds about right

It's been reported that Cleary is out. Has that changed?

 

[Tiger Ted]

It's been reported that Cleary is out. Has that changed?

He’s definitely out.This is probably the best side we can field.Its definitely a game we can win