1st ASHES Test: Australia v England @ Optus Stadium PERTH Nov 21-25, 2025

[undertaker]

Head has killed it but England have shown what a shit team they are this test. Bring back South Africa

The signs were there during the England vs India test series a few months ago. India capitulating at Lord's is what saved the Poms from a home series defeat.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

How good is bazball. Score at 5 an over, lose in 2 days

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

bAzBaLL

 

[Chins]

Almost had to drop Heady from my side then

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

Even Michael Vaughan telling England to drop bazball amd bat properly

 

[some11]

The mighty mighty England taking control, the smug Aussies are shook

 

[undertaker]

Steve Smith looks like he will retain his undefeated record as fill-in test captain since Pat Cummins became test captain at the start of the 2021/22 Ashes.

After Perth, it will be 6 wins and a draw for Smudge.

 

[yobbo84]

I just hope these 2 get it done

If anyone can lose 9 for 40 it's us

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

THE MIGHTEH MIGHTEH ENGERLUND

 

[Chins]

Time to start leaving and blocking every ball. Make these merkins come back tomorrow

 

[Marshall_magic]

Even Michael Vaughan telling England to drop bazball amd bat properly

The problem for them is they need a steady hand in the side to work around. Usually that is Root but he is a spud in Aus. Someone line Cook would be a godsend for them.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Lol Marnus taking the piss out of bunceball

 

[Tom155]

https://x.com/matthewbevan/status/1992112845694423170?s=46&t=mqrTsw38vNLqYW4Jj3jR7g

 

[King-Gutho94]

So as it currently stands in the past 14 years the Kiwis and Windies have won more tests in Australia then the poms have.

And played half the amount of Tests then the Poms in the same period

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I would fondle Travis Head's balls and thank him for the experience.

 

[Eelectrica]

Someone call the cops. The English bowling attack has been brutally murdered.

 

[_snafu_]

England bowlers are rattled.

Where's LeedsRhinos?

 

[yobbo84]

This is great, call every smug pommy you know

 

[Fangs]

Time to start leaving and blocking every ball. Make these merkins come back tomorrow

Nah Uzzie has a golf game set up. Don't ruin it.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

The mighty mighty England taking control, the smug Aussies are shook

Tee hee hee